this post was submitted on 16 Jun 2025
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[–] Goretantath@lemmy.world 86 points 1 day ago (2 children)

A joke at the end to distract from all the innuendo. Perfect.

I've also been working on my grinding process for years.

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I didn't see it going anywhere else but here we are

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Nothing like six year old nut butter.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fuck, I went back to read it after seeing your comment and expected it to say 2014.

[–] huppakee 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago

This is just 2020's 5th sequel.

[–] OrganicMustard@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

I like it fresh from the source

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

... And the love of my life, my wife Justin.

[–] shutz@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

Could stay technically true with a pun:

...and the love of my wife, Justin.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not even enough energy to name her Justine.

[–] huppakee 4 points 1 day ago

This man is clearly dedicated to his business

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