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A new set of knives can include things like glue.
Redrum redrum redrum
When I read that, in my head it's spoken to the music of "revolution number 9" by the Beatles.
I don't know how I haven't heard this before. What the hell was that song? lol.
I suddenly understand the Simpsons joke. Cool track.
New set of knife, new set of knife, new set of knife...
Sounds like they are cutting corners and using 8b parameters model that’s from 2023
They used devs mode and edited the response to make a screenshot.
As much as I hate LLMs, this is probably the correct answer.
At least those corners are cut with shiny new knives. Have you considered buying a new set?
Five years in, they either grew into a real couple, or they are about to murder each other. In the latter case, well, having good, new knives could be advantageous.
AI, you’ve always been the caretaker of the Overlook hotel.
Mr. Grady, you were the caretaker here. I recognize you. I saw your picture in the newspapers. You chopped your wife and daughters up into little bits. And then you blew your brains out.
BTW, I just now realized that Shelley Duval died last year. Such a great actress.
“And someone keeps knitting! Haha, knitting! Haha, knitting! Haha, knitting! Haha, knitting…”
Reminds me of Max Headroom getting stuck on a segment
Fun fact Max headroom and two characters from the old live-action super Mario bros movie are all based on the current president.
Gemini needs to stop edging me
It must've taken some inspiration from Julius Caesar's gift.
Too lazy this morning to make this into the appropriate meme. Sorry, you'll have to use your imagination.
Married 5 years? Not sure what to get? Try a set new set of knives. A set of knives: the traditional way to say “we’re still doing this.” Display a new set of knives in the block on the counter. Touch them. Feel their weight. You will certainly not regret giving a new set of knives.
Yep, AI is gonna murder us.
Glados, is that you?
I guess "knives" hits a safety restriction that's been added after the main training, and it just breaks at that point.
Hint
Noted. In two years, I will buy many knives. She's gonna love it.
And a partridge in a pear tree!
Wanting to skip the divorce proceedings I take it?
I wouldn’t mind a ceramic knives set
Honestly, someone bought me a new knife set and I loved it 😂