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Send feet pics to YouTube HQ
You can have my eyeballs on your ads when you out then from my cold, dead head.
Ads are brainwashing. They sell companies access to your brain case and it's always been a disturbing behavior.
I already try to consciously not click YouTube links in my primary browser to avoid this. I load them in a backup browser with no privacy tools or, much more often, download them directly for local viewing. Fuck Google and their ads.
fuck youtube. use a front end instead.
Pretty sure there were patents where they record audio and camera to detect if the user is present to pause and resume ads
I will never pay for Youtube or accept ads. Yes, even if it would bankrupt them. I am more than willing to let it all burn.
Please drink a verification can to continue
AI has to advance to a point it can reliably ID someone using the camera despite different models and potential obstructions.
This scenario is obviously incredibly unlikely and some dystopian shit. They'll make the ads interactive first, if anything, the interaction being a requirement to move on. In either scenario, I'm just leaving. I pay for Amazon Prime. The delivery service works really well where I live. I won't go on the video service because there might be ads. I am so turned off by ads, it makes it super easy to just not use shit.
Where YouTube Premium, and Spotify, and any number of services that I pay for (on a family plan I share with five friends), differ from Amazon is that none of them are tied to some other valuable service. If any of them hit me with ads, I'm out, ezpz. I was 13 in 2020. I pirated 'everything, because I didn't have any money. I don't pirate anymore because I am 37, and I have money, and I have no problem paying for good services. But I'll equate not having money at 13 with refusing to pay for ads at 37, in that pirating is the solution to both problems.
I was 13 in 2020
I am 37
That's not how time works...
Ha, it's definitely not, but I can't go back and change my comment now, so I must accept the shame.
Time traveler
Hopefully by that point, it can also be used to generate a fake video file of "someone paying attention" to output to a virtual camera :)
It would be the same technology, because both use cases would require AI to have built an accurate model of what human faces look like