"Hey what time is it? Im suppose to meet up with some friends later."
this post was submitted on 06 Jun 2025
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Cool story bro
Compliment it and remember that the guy is an asshole lmao
Such frivolous spenditure will rot your money. Decay of your father's fortune and your child's kingdom. Begotten by weak flesh and temptation, coward from strength.
Even the homeless know to not show your power before you speak, or your trades will be levied against you.
interesting, i also used to enjoy making poor people feel 'less than,' but then i graduated high school
seems like a giant waste of money when you have phone that has the time on it.
Not gonna argue that it's not a waste of money to get a watch that expensive, but just having a watch is quite nice. Not having to fish my phone out of my pocket and click the power button every time i want to check the time is something i appreciate.
That's why you have a personal assistant follow you around!
So you could have donated that money to a food bank or homeless shelter and gotten a tax break. Or you could have just kept it and invested in dividend paying stock, but instead you spent it on a watch that tells you the same time as my $20 watch?
Anyone who spends more on a watch than a car has poor money management. Fuck, what a waste. There's no way any watch is worth more than $1000 other than for clout which is stupid.
Does your watch get good milage?
Nice.
-"What time is it?"
Tell him I still banged your mom tho
"It must be so tedious being bound in the literal shackles of time. Worse yet to attach ones sense of manhood to their own enslavement. Even moreso to celebrate it with an even fancier manacle... I'm going to go enjoy a coffee. I'll be back whenever I'm done."
I eat them.
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Yes, but do you have brass balls?
I think I made the better choice.
"Sweet that means someone in need could get a car!"
"Sweet that means someone in need could get a car!"
Can you go careening around twisty mountain roads with the top down with a 6 speed manual stick with that watch? No? I'll take my Miata any day. Good luck with your time keeping.
Sad as fuck that you need expensive set pieces to maintain the facade of your self worth. If I were over here wearing a Timex I'd still be fine with who I was. Would you?
"Timex?"
"Cool; I'll just take it right over to the pawn shop then"
I can read digital clocks faster.