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When I was at school, the kids would say, "my dad's shed is bigger than your dad's shed". But that was a long time ago, and we each had a child's view of the world. Most of us grew up.
My car has an analog clock face too.
"Was it meant to make you happier? I'm not sure it worked."
Your pathetic status symbols only show how anxious and insecure you are.
That's not a very high bar, boomer.
Will your regular charge you half price when she doesn't see you wearing it?
"You got it wrong, expensive watches dont go faster"
Quite a low bar considering that I don't need a car of my own.
- Your clock stopped. (Looks at the clock)
- No it's still working.
- You are bald on tip of your head I saw it when you were looking at the clock.
"Oh, well this gun costs less than your watch, and yet: hand it over."
"You got ripped off"
"and i have a piece of cardboard thats worth more than your watch" whips out a charizard
Smile and say "it's very pretty".
"What a horrible financial decision"
I couldn't care less.
neat
Bragging is lower-class behavior
Ok, and what's your question?
'I can think of many better uses for the metals in that watch.'
this movie, glengarry glen ross, was so fucking good. definitely worth a watch if you enjoy watching masterpiece acting. kevin spacey is in it though (his acting is great he just sucks as a person)
That watch salesman really ripped you off then.
Shoot the man.
What time is it?
"Big deal- I also have a small cock."
No wait I wanna change it to "I have a small cock too, but nobody can tell just by looking at me"
"Okay and does it tell the time?"
Good for you man, that's a really great watch 😊
Sad little men like that are most hurt by you not being offended by them. It's like with internet trolls; non-engagement is the best weapon. It also happens to require the least amount of energy or time. So easy, but so devastating to their ego.
The doom-slab in my contains rocks forced to think with lasers and it's cheap enough that I can lose or drop without shedding a tear. And you know the best part ? It tells time 3 orders of magnitude more accurately than you watch.
neet
Good for you, why should I care?
"your wife is still sleeping with the pool boy"
I feel like owning expensive stuff like that is non optional for the very rich. Those who answer things like "my phone already does that" do sound poor. They don't buy it because they need the time. They buy it because it looks nice and is expensive.
I think I would make a disgusted face and say something like "really? It doesn't look like it. What brand is it?"
Just smile non-genuinely and say "Sure."
You still use a watch?
K
I have people who love me.
This isn't a car