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[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"So?"

That's the response you want. Complete andutter boredom. You don't care. Their entire personality is built around a weird little status structure and if you don't buy into their hallucination they lose their everloving minds

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"that's a lot of money for such an ugly watch."

[–] axh@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Does 0 to 60 in ONE minute! It's garbage.

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[–] moonlight@fedia.io 35 points 1 week ago (4 children)

And it tells the same time as a $5 Casio, but it's heavy and gaudy. I guess money can't buy taste.

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And it tells the same time as a $5 Casio

Assuming the fancy watch is mechanical, your $5 Casio keeps better time with a quartz chip.

If it's not mechanical then it's basically the same device with an expensive shell.

[–] el_bhm@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Not entirely true. Quartz mechanisms can differ in precision.

They also can have solar charging, atomic clock sync, bluethooth

But mostly true for cheap Casio watches and cheaper lines of G-Shock. They keep the time to a very similar precision.

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[–] iii@mander.xyz 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey! My Casio was $21 with free shipping

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[–] umbraroze@piefed.social 29 points 1 week ago

"I don't have the habit of looking at other people's watches. Thanks for pointing it out, I guess, I might have otherwise missed that detail entirely."

(Biz-bro mind cannot comprehend this)

[–] Zenith@lemm.ee 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Soleos@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago

The statement is to set them apart from from you and to display power. So you could go with something like,

"Shit, they still make you buy your uniform when you rich eh. Some things never change."

But more elegantly. Reassert that they are subject to others' power/approval and relate to them to assert that they're no different from you.

[–] EndOfLine@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"People with true value don’t need trinkets to convince others of their worth."

"Not everybody knows how to make the best use of their resources."

"Unless it has a button that stops time, you paid too much."

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[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (5 children)

"How fast does it do 0-60?"

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

It never gets to 60. For some odd reason it only gets to 59 and then drops back to zero.

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[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

See this casio watch? Still more accurate than whatever the fuck watch you have

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[–] aliceblossom@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

"Wow, you're really shit at bargaining. They really took you for a ride!"

[–] Clepsydrae@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Look of confusion "Does...does that make you happy?"

-or-

"Was it worth it?"

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

You paid that much for a watch that looks like you steal from your grandad?

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago

"what?"

"I'm sorry I didn't catch that"

"one more time?"

"ok. thanks for letting me know."

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

"It's not my fault you're stupid"

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

laughs gently and sighs

"This is a six ounce cup of bath water from a YouTube influencer..."

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago

"It's certainly a nice looking piece of jewelry"

[–] Gorge@lemm.ee 16 points 1 week ago

"Nice, but I kinda prefer the newer model from the spring catalogue. The subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark."

[–] count_dongulus@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Sorry I'm not into bracelets

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

"So, you're both rich and stupid"

[–] AlphaOmega@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Yeah, but can your watch drive you to the store ?

[–] Ilovemyirishtemper@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

“Common sense is a flower that does not grow in everyone’s garden”

[–] bluesheep@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] match@pawb.social 12 points 1 week ago

"I wouldn't want to paint a target on my back like that. Did you hear about Chesterwick's son getting kidnapped while backpacking in Burma?"

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 12 points 1 week ago (4 children)

get really really enthusiastically interested in the watch. ask for details seem super impressed. massage that wealthy ego to the point of basically a blow job. but then just like keep going. see how long you can keep the topic on that one specific watch. don't ever let him talk about anything that the watch means or about the dynamic he tried to establish.

optionally, loose interest and leave without ever having let anything be said that wasn't about the watch. this is how you weaponize autism against egotists.

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[–] Sergio@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

I think the really wealthy old-money people would never say such a thing. Because such a thing just wouldn't occur to them. And if someone said that to them, they'd just kind of smile and nod the same way they would to a toddler. Maybe say "Ah, yes, very good." So that's probably the best response.

But if I were writing a screenplay and had to come up with a one-liner I'd probably go with, "Just goes to show you can't buy class."

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Man, it is a shame you can't buy class because you could use some.

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[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 10 points 1 week ago

"Cool story bro. Needs more dragons."

[–] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

I'd just start laughing and point at them.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

good, maybe you can sell it to buy some human decency then

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"mine was 5 bucks at goodwill, sounds like you got scammed, sorry"

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

"and yet your dad still don't love you."

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

That's quiet an expensive way to look cheap

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