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[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 89 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Did Trump break up with his boyfriend at the start of pride month?

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

He's still with putin so IDK.

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 80 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] bigFab@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Source for the guys names?

[–] Bort@hilariouschaos.com 58 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Nikolai Yezhov removed after Stalin purged him

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago

Incorrect.

Stalin and Lenin never kissed at the Enchantment Under the Sea Dance, so Yezhov was erased from time.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Post it again for the tankies in the back!

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 39 points 1 week ago

doubleplusungood; refs unpersons; rectify

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The guy is a bit too thin to be musk.

[–] Bleys@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And the other guy is way too thin to be Trump

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

And standing up too straight

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

And those hands are way too big.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How does the physics of the Trump lean work? Are clown shoes the secret?

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

The shit filled diaper functions as a counter weight.

[–] loomy@lemy.lol 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I don't know the reference...

A wild guess is that its originally a photo of Hitler?

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Stalin, iirc. But possibly.

[–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Could this just be an act, as people weren't believing musk was truly leaving and was planning to just operate from shadows?

[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Nah the tweet about the whatever documents was too pointy.

Dems should scream blue bloody murder about these until they're released.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] MummysLittleBloodSlut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Elon says Trump is in the Epstein files

[–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

I don't think that hurts trump in any way, he is saying what everyone else's was saying and it doesn't look like he saw the files either.

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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago

He's hoping it'll distract us all from his crimes. It seems to be working.

[–] katze@lemmy.cafe 1 points 1 week ago
[–] ramius345@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's an insult to Trotsky.

[–] anzo@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago

Hahaha! I was wondering the same. Like Trump=Stalin was there, and then I started to wonder... Wait, was there a picture with both Stalin and Trotsky? How? And, What's this..?? Musk=Trotsky?!

But no. It was Yezhov, chief of the secret police until he didn't. And then there was the removal from the photo and so on...

So the meme is on point.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

That was a quick march from Germany 1933 to Soviet Union 1940. If he could now please move to Berlin, April 30, really really fast...

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 14 points 1 week ago

Can we go back to talking about their crimes, please?

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This one always bugs me. Trump looks like he's wearing a full diaper from the side, has terrible posture, and his belly is huge. Somehow these image generators haven't noticed.

[–] Schmuppes@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well, he's supposed to resemble Stalin from the original picture, to which it's pretty close.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I had this one in mind, although it's made to flatter him. But it's so egregious, look at it!

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Trained on lots of Ben Garrison and other shitty propagandists who draw Trump like a Tom of Finland character.

Homoeroticism is a big part of fascism.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Trump is supposedly (officially) 220 lbs (99.7 kg, 15.7 stone).

I don't believe it for a second.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And down the Conservative memory hole this friendship goes.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

East Trumpia has always been at war with Muskiania.

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Either 5D chess or 1D checkers

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 8 points 1 week ago

Fucking night of long tweets lol twice as farce for sure.

[–] AnitaAmandaHuginskis@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Missed the opportunity to have the guy on the left be Stephen Miller.

Ha, TIL he was "White House Director of Speechwriting" during Trump's first term. Ever remember Trump for his great speeches... lol

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[–] BrainInABox@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

Surprised he lasted as long as he did.

[–] Master@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Quality post!

[–] dgdft@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Not a triad user in sight.

Just lemmings living in the moment.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

how many trusses and heads of cabbage did that last.

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