Microblog Memes

This is the type of political drama that will make for a hit Broadway musical in like 200 years.

Well ... Duh.

Republicans dont care. They will just scream and accuse everyone under the sun of being molesters ... then deflect for and defend their own evil kind.

Republicans are the demonically possessed people the Bible warns about in Timothy ... but the "Conservatives" are not interested in religion.

Anyone paying attention knew it, MAGA probably already knew it tbh. The only things happening here are:

1. Elon's attempting to recoup his image with the left a bit.

2. Elon is speedrunning pissing off the most authoritarian regime the US has ever had, plus all of its culty supporters who are probably, just now, wondering how the deep state got to Elon or whether he was a sleeper agent for them all along.

3. Elon is going to have no friends left to stand for him when he gets invited on a permanent vacation.

Musk and Trump are going to be high as balls on their various drug concoctions mean tweeting each other at 2am.

Trump on truth social and Musk on twitter. It will be glorious.

I don’t know why he says this like it’s a revelation, everyone knows

Oh musk, just wait until ICE knock on your door and deport you back to where you came from ~~arpartheid africa~~ ~~nazi germany~~ El Salvador.

German proverb: Wenn zwei sich streiten freut sich der dritte.

When two people fight the third feels delight.

"water is wet" ahh

I mean, we knew that anyway, right?

Did he know that before or after he spent $250 million to get him elected and acted like he was best buddies with him until just recently?

Kanye when he makes a whole Nazi album to one-up Elon for attention, and then gets beaten in one Tweet

And he didnt care about that fact until after he wasnt getting what he wanted...

Elmo later tweeted that rocks are hard, water is wet, and that ice cream is cold.

Ok who had early June in the "when will Musk flame out of the Trump regime" pool?

I am hijacking this thread to bring to your attention that Musk just admitted he rigged the election and the week is not even over yet.

Edit Yes, commentators, I stand by what I said. Axios would not frame it as "nuclear" if he merely meant he poured millions into the elections. His statement "Dems would control the House and the Republicans would be 51-49 in the Senate." is oddly specific, isn't it.

Did anyone doubt that he wasn’t?

Fascist on fascist violence 🍿

Oh, this made my day.

But also, Elon, your name would've been in those files too if you had been born a decade earlier.