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[–] phantomwise@lemmy.ml 30 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I know you're supposed to say size doesn't matter and I don't want to be mean, but really... 4GB DDR3 RAM? 🀣 🀣 🀣

[–] SGforce@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Considering the rest of his specs, it's ridiculous overkill.

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[–] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 2 days ago (5 children)

~5 inches thick means the circumference, I assume? Because a ~12cm diameter sounds rather uncomfortable.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Seems like a pretty normal girth to me?

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

It's the radius.

[–] thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

~~I think they just didn't use a comma. My guess is it means "it's 4.9 inches long, it's thick, and it's circumcised"~~

EDIT: never mind i completely misread it, you are correct

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[–] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Intel

Okay off to a bad start.

Core 2 Duo

Ok boomer.

[–] iamjackflack@lemm.ee 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

Eww 5400 rpm hdd, even in the year here the pc is new is a hard no (also the drive would be 500 gb not 512 that’s an ssd thing not mechanical drives typically). 7200 rpm and highest cache amount possible please

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[–] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] bollybing@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 2 days ago

That X1950 pro and Core 2 Duo are pretty awesome if the year is 2007. 5400rpm HDD lets it down a bit though.

The dick or the computer?

[–] anachrohack@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

And they say romance is dead

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago

...squints a little...

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Gorge@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 6 points 2 days ago

He better, because he doesn't game for sure

[–] cuerdo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I can strapolate his other stats based on these

[–] FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

I can strapolate all the stats are what he made up in his head

[–] atlien51@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Gay nerds be like* πŸ˜…

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[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 days ago

Also, HMU with Blue's profile. I want to get some work out tips from him.

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