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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 32 points 1 week ago

Did the boyfriend need documentation proving he's not 28-weeks pregnant?

[–] Salamanderwizard92@lemm.ee 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Good for her bf. I would've been like "she said she was 24 weeks not 28, she doesn't need a note."

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[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

*Punches themselves in the stomach

Ok now I'm at 0 weeks, can i get on the fucking plane?

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