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Okay but now I'm imagining The Matrix, where everyone still in the Matrix are human, and everybody who escaped are Muppets. When Neo escapes, he is still human.

John Wick - Keanu

I would pay money to see that in theaters

Die Hard - Alan Rickman

Fight Club, obviously Tyler Durden as the only non real character stays human

Fight club - Marla Singer Bonus if Kermit plays both Tyler Durden and Narrator. Also any scene Durden has his shirt off Kermit has to have painted on abs.

The passion of Christ. It’s just a bunch of muppets killing Jesus

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, and the actor who stays is just a random one of the Oompa Loompas.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, obviously Johnny Depp as the only human. Basically no difference.

Truman Show. Carey is the non Muppet. Or maybe his "best friend" that might be funnier.

Inglorious Bastards, we keep Christoph Waltz

John wick, Keanu. I want to see him beating Muppets and Muppets flying around arms, legs flailing

Fight Club. Edward Norton. Tyler is Kermit and the end is "Jack" realizing Tyler is just a hand puppet that he controls.

Remake Team America with real Matt Damon.

Lord of the Rings, Gandalf stays

Being John Malkovich,

Keep anyone other than John Malkovich, in fact John Malkovich is the only puppet.

John Wick, Keanu stays.

die hard

alan rickman

John wick. Only the dog is human

The Muppet Christmas Carol

Michael Caine

Am I doing this right?

Starship troopers - Michael Ironside

Edit: Kermit "C'mon you apes! You wanna live forever!? Ahhhhhhhhhh"

Every Marvel movie, Stan Lee

Predator, the predator

Castaway — Wilson

Schindler's List. The girl in the red dress.

So many people would get fired.

Pirates of the Caribbean, keep Johhny Depp.

Clue. Tim Curry.

Fight Club. Brad Pitt. Or maybe Norton because it would be hilarious for the human to be the one to destroy an Angel Face muppet.

Big Lebowski. Jeff Bridges.

Jackass: The Movie.

Wee Man.

TaAvengers - Chris Evans

Honestly just any of the earlier Avengers movies. I want to see Cap being continualy exasperated by his team ashe usually is, but also because he has to get things up high for him. The super soldier serum turned him from muppet to human. Running past muppet Sam saying "on your left".

Also muppet Fury being surly and intimidating. Muppet hawkeye with a little bow on top of the fridge like a cat. Tony as a muppet with his billionaire playboy philanthropist line. Wanda being a creep with glowy muppet hands. Thor with a normal sized Mjölnir so its actually crazy he can lift it. Natasha flipping around with all the grace of a muppet. Black panther is just a black cat muppet.

MUPPET HULK!

The Matrix, Hugo Weaving

Requiem for a Dream - Ellen Burstyn.

The entire movie would seem like her descent into amphetamine fueled madness.

Dogma, keep Alan Rickman

Fifth Element - Bruce Willis

The attempted mugging would be hilarious. The cookie monster screaming "gimme da cookies!" Miss Piggy as the supreme being.

300 - the actor who is kicked into the pit

Hateful 8.

Samuel L Jackson.

"You goddam sock puppet shot my balls off!!"

I would pay to see that.

Seven - Morgan Freeman.

the worse answer is any porn movie

OG Star Wars - chewbacca, but instead of a guy in a costume just a really hairy dude

Twilight, bella is of course the human. Imagine her riding a muppet vampire's shoulders as he runs through the forest, that would be a fun movie to film

From Dusk Til Dawn, Salma Hayek.

Just imagining the perverted little Tarantino and Cheech puppets is giving me titters.

"We got velvet pussy, cloth pussy, fuzzy pussy, felt pussy..."

Terminator. Arnold.

Harry Potter. Keep Alan Rickman obviously.

I would watch the shit out of this. Maybe before I die AI will get good enough to make this a reality for me.

This is going to get me put on a watchlist...

• Six String Samurai: The boy
• A Boy and His Dog: The boy
• Time Bandits: The boy
• Brazil: Robert De Niro
• The World of Kanako: This would be an unhinged fever dream no matter who is picked. I'd like to propose Ogata for shock value in a particular scene, but I think either Kanako or the main character detective overall work better
• The entire Saw franchise: Jigsaw
• SLC Punk: Heroin Bob
• Tokyo Gore Police: Key Man
• Hook: Everyone in the real world is human, everyone but hook in Neverland is a muppet, and Robin Williams starts human but by the end is a muppet
• Les Mis: Javert
• X: The old woman
• Swiss Army Man: Daniel Radcliffe or Paul Dani could work here but I prefer the dead body
• Any zombie movie but people start human and turn to muppets when bit. I nominate - - - Train to Busan
• Audition (1999): The main character

Every Mel Brooks movie. Mel Brooks