Fight Club, obviously Tyler Durden as the only non real character stays human
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Who's the narrator? Gonzo seems too obvious, but that's not always bad.
I am Bert's complete lack of surprise
Jack=Kermit Marla=Miss Piggy Bob=Fozzie Angel Face=Gonzo (did anyone else know this was Jared Leto!?) Assorted muppets are Fight Club members of corse
That would give away the twist
Inglorious Bastards, we keep Christoph Waltz
Being John Malkovich,
Keep anyone other than John Malkovich, in fact John Malkovich is the only puppet.
Remake Team America with real Matt Damon.
I would pay to see this
die hard
alan rickman
Fight Club. Edward Norton. Tyler is Kermit and the end is "Jack" realizing Tyler is just a hand puppet that he controls.
Schindler's List. The girl in the red dress.
So many people would get fired.
Blackest joke of the year right here folks
Pirates of the Caribbean, keep Johhny Depp.
But when he's cursed in the moonlight, even he turns into a skelemuppet
From Dusk Til Dawn, Salma Hayek.
Just imagining the perverted little Tarantino and Cheech puppets is giving me titters.
"We got velvet pussy, cloth pussy, fuzzy pussy, felt pussy..."
John Wick. Keep Keanu. Everyone else are muppets.
Not a movie, but the first episode of Black Mirror and I'll keep the pig.
Or any of Nick Cage's movies and keep Nick Cage.
Debbie Does Dallas, keep Debbie
Terminator 2 with only John Conner as a human.
Requiem For A Dream.
Marlon Waynes.
The Sunset Limited. Samuel L. Jackson will remain, Tommy Lee Jones is replaced by a muppet. The movie is a joke room drama where Jackson's character has stopped Jones's from commiting suicide and trying to talk him out of not doing it again.
Major spoiler
In the end he is unsuccessful. Seeing a muppet definitively leave to commit suicide would be funny. You know, in a dark comedy way.
Eddy the Eagle. Keep Hugh Jackman grumpy coach. In his flashbacks, he should be played by a muppet.
First Blood. Sylvester Stallone.
Mad Max 2. The dog.
The hurt locker.
But only the guy who gets blown up at the start is a human.
Willie's Wonderland 2 - just a shot for shot remake of John Wick but muppets. Keep Keanu or swap for Cage, your call.