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[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Fight Club, obviously Tyler Durden as the only non real character stays human

[–] TheKingBee@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Who's the narrator? Gonzo seems too obvious, but that's not always bad.

[–] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 days ago

I am Bert's complete lack of surprise

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Jack=Kermit Marla=Miss Piggy Bob=Fozzie Angel Face=Gonzo (did anyone else know this was Jared Leto!?) Assorted muppets are Fight Club members of corse

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago

That would give away the twist

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 10 points 6 days ago

Inglorious Bastards, we keep Christoph Waltz

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 9 points 6 days ago

Being John Malkovich,

Keep anyone other than John Malkovich, in fact John Malkovich is the only puppet.

[–] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Remake Team America with real Matt Damon.

[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

I would pay to see this

[–] MarciaLynnDorsett@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

die hard

alan rickman

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Fight Club. Edward Norton. Tyler is Kermit and the end is "Jack" realizing Tyler is just a hand puppet that he controls.

[–] rpl6475@lemmy.ml 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Schindler's List. The girl in the red dress.

So many people would get fired.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 2 points 6 days ago

Blackest joke of the year right here folks

[–] LMurch@thelemmy.club 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Pirates of the Caribbean, keep Johhny Depp.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

But when he's cursed in the moonlight, even he turns into a skelemuppet

[–] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 days ago

From Dusk Til Dawn, Salma Hayek.

Just imagining the perverted little Tarantino and Cheech puppets is giving me titters.

"We got velvet pussy, cloth pussy, fuzzy pussy, felt pussy..."

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

John Wick. Keep Keanu. Everyone else are muppets.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Not a movie, but the first episode of Black Mirror and I'll keep the pig.

Or any of Nick Cage's movies and keep Nick Cage.

[–] jcacedit@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Debbie Does Dallas, keep Debbie

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 2 points 6 days ago

Terminator 2 with only John Conner as a human.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Requiem For A Dream.

Marlon Waynes.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 6 days ago

The Sunset Limited. Samuel L. Jackson will remain, Tommy Lee Jones is replaced by a muppet. The movie is a joke room drama where Jackson's character has stopped Jones's from commiting suicide and trying to talk him out of not doing it again.

Major spoilerIn the end he is unsuccessful. Seeing a muppet definitively leave to commit suicide would be funny. You know, in a dark comedy way.

[–] i_love_FFT@jlai.lu 2 points 6 days ago

Eddy the Eagle. Keep Hugh Jackman grumpy coach. In his flashbacks, he should be played by a muppet.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 points 6 days ago

First Blood. Sylvester Stallone.

Mad Max 2. The dog.

[–] sunbytes@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

The hurt locker.

But only the guy who gets blown up at the start is a human.

[–] Gurei@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

Willie's Wonderland 2 - just a shot for shot remake of John Wick but muppets. Keep Keanu or swap for Cage, your call.

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