Fight Club, obviously Tyler Durden as the only non real character stays human
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Who's the narrator? Gonzo seems too obvious, but that's not always bad.
I am Bert's complete lack of surprise
Jack=Kermit Marla=Miss Piggy Bob=Fozzie Angel Face=Gonzo (did anyone else know this was Jared Leto!?) Assorted muppets are Fight Club members of corse
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Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, obviously Johnny Depp as the only human. Basically no difference.
Inglorious Bastards, we keep Christoph Waltz
Being John Malkovich,
Keep anyone other than John Malkovich, in fact John Malkovich is the only puppet.
Remake Team America with real Matt Damon.
I would pay to see this
die hard
alan rickman
Fight Club. Edward Norton. Tyler is Kermit and the end is "Jack" realizing Tyler is just a hand puppet that he controls.
Schindler's List. The girl in the red dress.
So many people would get fired.
Blackest joke of the year right here folks
Pirates of the Caribbean, keep Johhny Depp.
But when he's cursed in the moonlight, even he turns into a skelemuppet
Fifth Element - Bruce Willis
The attempted mugging would be hilarious. The cookie monster screaming "gimme da cookies!" Miss Piggy as the supreme being.
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Toy Story
Andy
From Dusk Til Dawn, Salma Hayek.
Just imagining the perverted little Tarantino and Cheech puppets is giving me titters.
"We got velvet pussy, cloth pussy, fuzzy pussy, felt pussy..."
- Iron man, the only human is happy the driver.
- All adam sandler movies and adam sandler is the only human (I believe it would just amplify his movies)
John Wick. Keep Keanu. Everyone else are muppets.
The Matrix Reloaded. But only one Agent Smith is Hugo Weaving. The rest are puppets
Not a movie, but the first episode of Black Mirror and I'll keep the pig.
Or any of Nick Cage's movies and keep Nick Cage.
Any of the Die Hard franchise, really. It makes McClane seem like a complete fucking schizo to the point you wonder if this is all happening in his head a la Sucker Punch.
While that's fun. I prefer Hans as the only human.
Alan Rickman giving an identical performance with Muppets sounds like a perfect film.
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Debbie Does Dallas, keep Debbie
Conclave, carlos diehz
Se7en, kevin spacey
Stargate, jaye davison
Star Trek beyond, Chris pine
Schindler's List - Schindler
Dredd - Dredd
Master and Commander - take your pick
The Wolf of Wall Street - Jonah Hill
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Terminator 2 with only John Conner as a human.
The Muppet Movie.
Kermit the Frog.
'Come and see' but i cant decide who the non-muppet should be.
Requiem For A Dream.
Marlon Waynes.
The Sunset Limited. Samuel L. Jackson will remain, Tommy Lee Jones is replaced by a muppet. The movie is a joke room drama where Jackson's character has stopped Jones's from commiting suicide and trying to talk him out of not doing it again.
Major spoiler
In the end he is unsuccessful. Seeing a muppet definitively leave to commit suicide would be funny. You know, in a dark comedy way.
Willard, crispin glover. Replace all the rats with rizzo
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