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[–] argh_another_username@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We’re going to the Island!

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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I thought Withings already sold something that did that

But it's piss

And it's not out yet

[–] mrfriki@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Not even your shittiest moments will be out of reach for the AI.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

what happens if you put a load of your own fresh spoog on each and every fresh experience?

[–] Technus@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

What a coincidence, I just watched the Scrubs episode with the Dr Toilet running gag.

[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

I feel like this is an acceptable use for AI. Nobody likes studying poop.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Just a screen that says, "corn again, huh?"

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago

Now poopin #2573819 analyzing.... Not mouse based on diameter, not horse due to consistency, not human or dog according to length. Cow not detected via splat-o-meter measuring system.

Wombat detected!

Geometry based wombat detection system has detect wombat poop. 50% confidence. It could also be Lego.

[–] leckiesock@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Analyzing the meat from taco Tuesday’s.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I have nothing against this in principle, but you just know that this too will be an enshittified product, literally and figuratively .

It'll sell your health data, etc etc etc.

This would only be an acceptable product if open source, period (and that too might and probably will be analyzed)

[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Fuck outta here.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

AI is automating the job of the owners of "sick toilets" (that's what we call those weird toilets with the poo shelves).

[–] madame_gaymes@programming.dev 0 points 2 weeks ago
[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

Shit's gett'n creeeepyyy

[–] quoll@lemmy.sdf.org -3 points 2 weeks ago

fucking gay woke ai telling to eat more vegetables

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