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[–] Overspark 2 points 2 months ago

Twist and tuck inside the breadbox obviously.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I've been making my own bread for like 3 years now and I don't really crave storebought bread at all any more. Mine is just better.

[–] luckystarr@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago

As long as it's airtight and not stored for weeks it's ok. Use good bread though, not this bad imitation.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I twist, fold then put a clip on it. This also works well with the two common kinds of clips you get with the bag (plastic squareish thing with a hole like in the image and plastic thing with metal wire in it) and other clips you have yourself as the fold makes it so the bag doesn't untwist as much.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I save the little clip things from packaged buns and other stuff because they are way better than the twisty ties that usually come on sliced bread.

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I simply do not allow an open bag of bread to be left unless all the bread have been eaten. Problem solved.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

True chaotic evil.

[–] nuko147@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Lawful neutral until 2/3. After neutral evil.

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[–] Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 2 points 2 months ago

using the bottle neck

stands up in his chair

brilliant...

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

i have found that just tucking dries the bread just fast enough to not get mouldy, and dry bread can be just rehydrated by wetting it and putting it in an oven for a bit

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

Freezer that ish

[–] 0range@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You're going to be opening that package often over a short period. I don't think it's useful to tie it down too tightly, and i especially don't think it's useful to introduce accessories (clip, bottle hack), you'll have to deal with them every single time you open the bag.

It's also just a fucking bread bag, you don't need to secure it so firmly.

Twist and tuck or just tucking, maybe tying a knot if it's going to get jostled a bit (going camping)

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The bottle "hack" sounds insane, what a waste of time that is. Although I have seen a lot of things called hacks seem to be like that now, just extra steps that waste time.

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[–] Don_alForno@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago

I think anything that uses any kind of item that doesn't come packed with the bread belongs on the "lawful" side.

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

It is inarguable that anything but twist/tuck is ok. Bread box is a whimsical idea from when material science was advanced enough to make horseshoes. Everything else either requires more plastic/steps or wrecks the bread.

There's really no argument here.

[–] ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

save the bread clips from finished loaves because you're probably gonna lose one of those fuckers someday and you'll be glad you saved this one

[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

I twist and tuck and keep it in a lower kitchen cabinet. Lasts so much longer than when I’d keep it in the counter. What is my alignment?

[–] oppy1984@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Well for me it's the twist-tie until I get down to the last few slices then I just spin the bag and fold it back over itself.

Why the twist-tie wasn't listed is beyond me since I've never seen a store that didn't have them as the majority of closure mechanisms.

Also, bottle hack? I honestly have no idea what that's about.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Guess I'm lawful neutral because I rarely lose the bag clip. I will use a clip when that happens.

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I tuck and put in breadbox. Naked in breadbox doesnt last long and it dries out. Tuck is easy to do, to undo and gets the job done as good as anything else when combined with a breadbox.

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