This world needs a new Leisure Suit Larry.
Showerthoughts
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:
- Both “200” and “160” are 2 minutes in microwave math
- When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
- More dreams have been destroyed by alarm clocks than anything else
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I literally made an indie game to fill in this gap. It's local coop and was designed for kids and parents to play together.
It's called:
INK INSIDE (PC now, all consoles soon)
Brain David Gilbert voices the lead: Stick the stick figure. The whole cast are children's drawings come to life living in a kids notebook that's getting corrupted by a slow leak dripping water into their world and warping them into "sog" monsters.
It's a game based on a lost pilot to a Nickelodeon show, and as such is both a cartoon and action RPG with a narrative that follows the first season of what you used to see on Saturday Morning.
It's pretty much what you're looking for imo, but since we're indie, marketing has not been treating us well 😅
Reception from our intended younger audience has been glowing. Just harder to sell to kids as they don't have money 😑
This looks awesome!
It checks a lot of boxes for me:
- Indie
- local co-op
- playable demo
- Brian David Gilbert?!
I've never heard about this before, so I'm glad you shared. It looks like it'd be great to play with my nephew. Hope you can make the sequels!
For the rest of you's: https://www.inkinsidegame.com/
Thank you so much! Very proud of what we've made, as we made it exactly for people like you! 🙂 Hope you enjoy and thanks for sharing the link!
I thought the name of the game sounded familiar, so I ended up looking at the Steam page and I was right when Stumpt did a video on it, pretty sure. Definitely gonna have to at least check out the demo because it looks interesting enough.
Looked it up and they definitely did a video on it. Sk definitely gonna at least check out the demo. Hope sales pick up.
Sweet! Now i have something to gift my nephew and play together!
Awesome! Thank you so much! We love the support! And I'm sure you'll both get a kick out of it 😁
I think a lot of it has to do with how we game. Older generation games we tended to play an actual character. Then gaming shifted to be immersive, where you, the player, are the main character.
This.
Maybe that's why I personally get irritated by games that aren't hardcore RPGs (like New Vegas) where the character is an empty canvas with no personality of its own. I'm more used to being told "You're this hero. You need to go to this place and defeat this villain. You like chillidog and freedom. Have fun!"
Sorta like Master Chief?
Halo 1's release (2001) is closer to the first appearance of Mario (1981) than present day (2025). I would definitely call it a legacy IP.
Why would you do this.
I'd argue that xennials didn't really either. I certainly didn't think of Mario, Sonic, Doom Guy, etc. as heroes. The closest that jumps immediately to mind as a named person is the protagonist of Wolf3d whose name I won't attempt to spell here, but even then I didn't give a shit about his story which, if memory serves, amounted to a blurb in a manual.
My heroes were in print in books and I don't think there's anything particularly wrong with that.
The closest that jumps immediately to mind as a named person is the protagonist of Wolf3d whose name I won't attempt to spell her
BJ Blazkowicz. Grandfather of Billy "Blaze" Blazkowicz.
I thought doomguy was me. The silent protagonist is kind of the new hero.
I was angry when Dragon Age 2 released and the main character was voiced because it made me feel like I couldn't self insert. It's such a foreign concept to me now.
My favorite modern video game hero is John Elden Ring.
I'm a bigger fan of Bill Gates' son, Baldurs Gates the Third.
I think there are still plenty of protagonists aimed at kids. But since the industry has grown so much since we were kids, and because media is so fractured and niche these days, you and I just don't play those games as adults.
I mean didn't they just make a Minecraft movie, seems like Steve might count
No no no. You're thinking of Seaseme Street. The count. He counts.
How many times can I make bad jokes? 1....2.....3!!!! Ah ah ah!
Minecraft isn't exactly new though, and he's barely even a character let alone a hero.
Gaming is an grownup hobby for adults. Under 18yo are less than a quarter of gammers.
This idea that games companies don't understand their customers is a myth. They know who plays their games and more importantly who buys their games.
When games companies act in ways that disappoint, cheat, or exploit their customers, it's not because they goofed (usually). It's because they're business assholes and customer satisfaction is subordinate to plenty of sinister things that are opaque to the gaming public.
No, it's because consulting companies like McKinsey tell Microsoft, ea, and Ubisoft that micro transactions will make stock go up, then they go to investment groups and say micro transactions are the sign of a gaming company about to make money
They have all the metrics, they aren't doing what makes them the most sales or revenue. They're doing what makes the stock price dance
They know who plays their games and more importantly who buys their games.
Is this not a bit of a "chicken and egg" argument though? Adults have pretty much always been the ones buying games, but they haven't always been making them for adults. Even if kids are less than a quarter of all gamers, they're still a sizeable chunk of the audience. Doesn't really make sense to just ignore them.
I think Astrobot is an example of what you're talking about.
Also really good observation about FNAF. I've noticed the same. What's interesting is that the longer the franchise go the more they push Purple Guy/Afton as the main antagonist and even make Freddy into a hero at times. It's like this big unexpected success and they need to make it more acceptable but sort of painted themselves into a corner over time lol.
There's a character in Clair Obscur that could definitely be classified as a hero. Moreso than most, actually.
It's also partially because the gaming market has just gotten a lot more adults with us growing up. But I agree it'd be great to have more games directed to children that's not from Nintendo.
Sony is trying to make Alloy from Horizon a mainstream titular Sony franchise character....poorly (LEGO horizon was the last straw)
Astrobot
A little off topic, but if you're interested in recs for other games from that era, I highly recommend the early PS2 title Dark Cloud. It's not exactly a mascot game like the ones you named, but it's kinda close; the biggest comparison it had at the time of release was the Zelda series.
But it does have such amazing characters as thirst trap (age appropriate), thirst trap (age inappropriate), fat kid, your friendly neighborhood drug dealer, Actual Racism^tm^ and you play as the jock theater kid.
Absolutely amazing game and I’ve been playing and replaying it since it came out, would recommend.
HAHAHA! 🤣 Those character descriptions are brilliant!
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I mean, the last Crash game came out in 2020. Ratchet was 2021, Spyro 2018, Rayman all the way back in 2013, but... you know you can still buy it. Sonic was 2023, just like Mario. Zelda starred in a game in 2024.
And of course Astrobot was last year's GOTY.
Consider the possibility that you aren't as aware of the characters that will stick with this generation because you're not playing the games they are.
Although it's entirely possible you are. Kids in my life are quite obsessed with Minecraft, Animal Crossing and Pokemon in extremely familiar ways. I semi-successfuly introduced Professor Layton to some of them, but I may have jumped the gun on that one, as they found it a bit too hard still.
Super Earth is the only hero I need!
Um, the point of Helldivers is that we are the baddies.
I feel like we have more than enough death-cult machismo fascism in real life.