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this already happens to me, though?

To get new pants you need to walk to a real store in your shit pants and buy a can of mountain dew, scan that barcode, shout the verification phrase "I did the dew!" and then you're able to change pants in game.

jokes on them, I'm always shitting my pants in real life and never in-game.

I'm imagining the next version of Skyrim featuring a recreation of the drink a verification can greentext.

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