It just died? Wow. I didn’t know that. You’re telling me now for the first time.
this post was submitted on 03 May 2025
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This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
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A hexbear fried this rice
I didn't even know it was sick
I've been dead for years and hexbear is my seance, that is where the hex comes from
Oh fug
I've been shooting a cartoon death laser at Hexbear for years to seemlingly no effect
I think it has mild Havana syndrome so keep up the good work
I have Havana syndrome as in I'm havana hell of a good time on Hexbear
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She just died? Wow. I didn't know that. She led an amazing life. What else can you say? she was an amazing bear, whether you agree or not. She was an amazing bear who led an amazing life.
please stop farting, we beg of you
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
o no
legends never die. they just come very close to losing their domain name
Put hexbear in some rice to fix it
First im hearing of it
what is hexbear
I think we do need to find more new members or we will but we are not currently dying in any real fashion
No, it's just that the gateway has been naughty.
You're laughing? Hexbear is going through its biblically prophecied death and rebirth and you're laughing?
Well you banned my 35 other novelty accounts!
It is now official. Netcraft has confirmed: Hexbear is dying.
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered chapo community when FediDB confirmed that Hexbear market share has dropped yet again, now generating less than a fraction of 1 percent of all reports to lemmy.ml mods. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states that Hexbear has dropped to a rank of 723,303, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along: Hexbear is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent the-federation.info comprehensive ranking.
You don't need to be the socialweb.observer to predict Hexbear's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Hexbear faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Hexbear because Hexbear is dying. Things are looking very bad for Hexbear. As many of us are already aware, Hexbear continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.
!badposting@hexbear.net is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core posters. The sudden and unexplained departures of long time mods @ZoomeristLeninist@hexbear.net and @TomboyShulk@hexbear.net only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: !badposting@hexbear.net is dying.
All major surveys show that Hexbear has steadily declined in market share. Hexbear is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Hexbear is to survive at all it will be among dilettante posting dabblers. Hexbear continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Hexbear is dead.
