I wonder what Emma did there....
this post was submitted on 29 Apr 2025
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Chat, we are so cooked. Diddy hit me with stage 5 LIGMA in Ohio.π₯ I tried to tell the huzz, but I had massive beta energy πͺ«π₯Ά and just stood there like goofy ahh broke boy NPC.π§No mames! π«
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I get the sense that this list is constantly growing and acts as an incentive to invent new words that end up on the list.
By that measure, Emma is a rockstar and Darius is being bullied by their classmates and the teacher.
I know most of them but... What's ligma?
Ligma balls to find out!
Was using Ligma in the 80's, glad to see it still in circulation.
Ligma balls / Ligma sweaty balls / Ligma sweaty (sports clothing you happen to be holding) e.g. Ligma sweaty socks
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In the 80s they let us say bitchin' in class because ''it's just slang for good''
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Ohio gozaimasu.
I had a music teacher in the 90s once have a breakdown and scream, "I don't want to hear shit, fuck, or blowjob one more time" and then run out of the room. The kids are okay.
I get like 3 or 4 of those. Some of them I've heard out of context so I have no clue what they mean.
I'm 39.
Getting old is fuckin bullshit
Thats it, the last comment i see before closing my eyes for the night.
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Sorry but "any combination of 'tuah' and 'hawk'" has me fucking rolling. Since every now and then my mom and I will do that exact thing spontaneously while talking.
Like she'll be talking about Cactuar and my brain will be like "Cactuah"
When I was in the 1st grade, I successfully got sent to the Principal for saying βCookie Crispβ too many times.
Saying it, or howling it?
I for one support the educational system refusing to address O*io. Every year people are subjected to delicious and sinful delicacies like Da*ton style pizza, Cincin*ati chili, and *uckeyes. Remember, only you can forget about o*io
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... I mean, a lot of these words are pretty tame aren't they?
Chat? Rizz? Anime words and gestures? No pumpkin?
Seems like a desperate attempt here.
There was no list of banned words in my schools. Common sense was enough. Kids do understand common sense.
Anime words? Like all words ever spoken in animation?
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No mames hahahaha
Google translate says it means "don't fuck with me"
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I thought I was old when I discovered I had arthritis. This makes me so feel much older.
What's Ligma?
What's up dog? ...wait, no. Ligma dog! ...shit wrong again. What's up balls?
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Tyranny