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[–] napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 day ago (7 children)

The best way to make sure everyone is saying those words is to ban them lol

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[–] Eyedust@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sigma... ligma...

...but no sugma yet.

[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

I assume you mean yeet, which is a loose synonym of defenestrate.

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[–] Realitaetsverlust@lemmy.zip 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

What is so bad about "Cold in here"?

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[–] AnonomousWolf@lemm.ee 4 points 23 hours ago (6 children)
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[–] ifeelsick@lemm.ee 2 points 20 hours ago

I feel personally offended that “no mames” is on there. thats racially motivated! /s

[–] Matombo@feddit.org 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

fuck you emma!

[–] Contemporarium@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

HOW THEY GONNA BAN NO MAMES VATO??

[–] FrChazzz@lemm.ee 56 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Story time! When I was in high school (~1998/99) a group of kids decided to start a “gang.” I went to a small Baptist school. Kids were bored. This was maybe second period. They called their gang the “Yo’s.” Saying “Yo” was pretty much the extent of their gang. By lunchtime a group of us got annoyed and decided to start a rival gang called the “No’s.” The Bloods to the Yo’s Crips. The sign you were a No was you grabbed a brown paper towel from the bathroom and wore it hanging from your back pocket.

Anyway, just before dismissal everyone was called into an assembly and given a lecture on gangs and told that anyone wearing a brown paper towel would receive a detention. I am still amused at how seriously our administration took this obviously stupid and juvenile joke.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 day ago

Wait until you learn how seriously law enforcement took street gangs.

The whole Saints Row series was based on the dichotomy between incorrigible feral teens, a product of hands-off parenting while simultaneously running an international drug and crime syndicate

Of note is the property of ur-fascism the enemy [of the movement] is simultaneously strong and weak

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[–] Newsteinleo@infosec.pub 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

There was a shirt, it was Mario + Mushroom = Big Mario. Our administration thought this was a drug reference. Some nerdy kid would wear the shirt and about half way through the day they would be wearing it inside out.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

Idk... seems like a drug reference, lol. The kid just isn't cool enough to get it.

[–] ziggurat@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

Literally a 40 year old reference, seniors still in working age was in their 20s when this game was released

[–] Thorry84 96 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think you mean to say:

"Chat, is this generation COOKED?"

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[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

As an elder gen Z I can assure you that the list of banned things in my class circa 2015 was somehow worse. Just off the top of my head.

SpongeBob laugh

WW2 Propaganda (Just cause it's historical doesn't make it not pornography vaultdweller013)

Any discussion of the killdozer

Bulldozer noises

Tank noises (You will all make annoying lawyers)

Kazoos are not longer allowed

Compressed air canisters are banned especially if you have a whistle and duck tape

Arma is not allowed to be watched on computer property

Soviet national anthem

Russian national anthem

State anthem of Mississippi

Djibouti National anthem

Sakkinarven Polka

Those are just the ones I remember, I am the direct source of at least half of them.

[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago

I will proceed to check out the national anthem of Djibouti and the state anthem of Mississippi. I might be back with some questions.

[–] Hobo@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

They changed the state anthem of Mississippi a couple of years ago from Go Mississippi to One Mississippi. It's no longer contextually hilarious and not nearly as hoki. I guess Mississippi decided they were not on the right track and probably were never going to get to the top.

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[–] Godllyra@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

No mames jsjs gringos locos

[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 190 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If this list was done for my class back when I was in school, realistically it'd just be slurs

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 102 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Damn, you are probably right. Maybe this generation isn’t so doomed after all.

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[–] ExtantHuman@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago
[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 112 points 2 days ago (8 children)

Roflcopter, what an epic fail! The speech patterns of other generations are so not tubular or radical! Unlike my generation holds up spork we're too random to to be lame!

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[–] hpucks@lemmy.world 66 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How often was Emma saying Tweaking to get her own place on the board?

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[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Not to be confused with band words:

  1. practice
  2. scales
  3. tuner
  4. first chair
  5. recital
  6. solo
  7. clarinet
  8. John Philip Souza
  9. hot cross buns
  10. tuba
  11. bassoon
  12. glockenspiel
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[–] SlothMama@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Contemporarium@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

I remember all the Mexicans in class saying that any time the teacher made us do something we all didn’t want to do lol

“ORALE NO MAMES WEY”

[–] slappypantsgo@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

That’s my favorite one too. I wish this were real so bad.

[–] nickiam2@aussie.zone 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I think I get maybe half of those, but can someone explain why Ohio is on the list?

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It just means “the shittiest location you can imagine”. Sometimes the most honest words come out of the mouths of children.

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I understand hating on Ohio. It's mostly flat and pretty much flyover country.

On the other hand, Ohio is a perfectly cromulent place to live. It's an even better place to be from

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[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As always, the best way to get kids to stop using these words is to use them yourself. Use the ancient cringe-power to disarm the youth 🦹🔥

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As a teacher, I cannot tell you how much this changed my life. I just spew their random shit right at them, totally straight-faced, with a painful degree of enunciation. They do not say those words again in my presence. Their cringe feeds me. I also find it helpful to try to get them to define each term, in excruciating detail, then I destroy the word for them.

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[–] Akasazh 4 points 1 day ago

I spent some time looking up the ones that were unfamiliar. Only the cardiac arrest meme I could not find out much over (outside of a TikTok link)

[–] R3D4CT3D@midwest.social 62 points 2 days ago (10 children)

Seriously intrigued by “Darius noises”, hahaha

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[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This generation really is doomed - but not because of these words (or anything else it does, really)

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