I would excommunicate all cabbage farmers and declare a papal bull declaring all poopy butts heretics.
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I'd say only Xi is allowed to use guns.
i would throw a chestnuts themed banquet in the vatican
Choose Communistus as my pope name.
Implement a new rule that the pope is to be referred to in-person only as "Daddy".
First: God says I am the pope. all who disagree with this are excommunicated. Second: Any status recognized by the church cannot have a based in gender. This will basically mandate women be treated as peers rather than servants. Third: All the cult programming of children is banned until they turn 20. Before that, learn colors, shapes, math, chemistry, physics, etc. They can devote themselves to something once they have options. four: nazis and their enablers are excommunicated from the church. no exceptions. You do evil in your own name, not ours.
I would be an absolute tyrant.