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[–] Lightsong@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Top part - 2, 5 for bottom.

[–] TastyPancakes@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

It was between 2, 4 and 5, but 4 is my final pick

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[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 1 points 2 weeks ago

they all suck the prongs are too thick

[–] ABetterTomorrow@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

It depends.

[–] lennee@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] UltraMasculine@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I don't really like any of these.
Ideally, #3's head on #1's handle

Edit: I'm torn between the head of 2 and 3
2's head is more satisfying, but 3 is more practical for spoon-adjacent tasks like scooping rice

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Ideally, #3’s head on #1’s handle

This is the way.

[–] Aksamit@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

Wooden chopsticks. Metal is too loud to eat with, plus I'm clumsy enough to end up biting the fork and hurting my teeth.

I do like playing with forks though! Some heavier and more angular shapes, like 2, tend to have a really nice balance to them and are satisfying to twirl in my fingers while I'm working on something.

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[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Gotta go with 1

[–] giddy@aussie.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] dorumon@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

I'll pick 1 as it looks the comfiest and I hate big forks.

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

Probably 2. 5 is a maybe? But 2 is probably the one I'd want.

[–] ndupont@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The 2nd one with the small waist and thicc ass

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

5, 1, 3, 4, 2 but I don’t actually like any of them. I want the smallest functional fork available (generally around 15cm/6”)

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