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[–] 10MeterFeldweg@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago

5, mostly because I am using those for over 2 decades now and all other feel somehow wrong.

[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
  1. The handles on all the others except 5 are hideous but 5 has a really weird pointy bit

2 if I’m cutting with a knife, 3 for cake, 5 for pie, 1 for a shitty salad bar salad just for the nostalgia, and 4 for that hard to reach spot between the shoulder blades.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago

1, but these all suck ass.

[–] Redex68@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

2 but thicker and a bit different handle.

[–] tehWrapper@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[–] Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It probably says a lot about me to be able to articulate this, but it's 100% 3 because of the way the head has a low flare leading to a high taper. The others are all way too flat or round, save for 1, but it's out because the spaces between the tines terminate too high.

And no, I don't have a reason for this, it's entirely based on how I feel about forks.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)
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[–] ewigkaiwelo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Those all look horrible, mine's better, it kinda looks like it has the head of #2 and body of #5

[–] MoreFPSmorebetter@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

5 and I know this because it's the fork that lives in my room at all times because it's my favorite fork and I don't like when someone else dirties it or misplaces it. It's my desk fork. Always ready for leftovers or door dash. It's the perfect fork.

[–] WhatSay@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 week ago

Idk without holding them. But probably not 2 or 5

I'm very picky about kitchenware, it's like I have to listen to my inner grandma.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 3 points 1 week ago (4 children)

They are all good since they are all single extruded so no food remains getting in between the metal part and the plastic/wood/other

Though, we could argue that 1. is better that the others for the easy grip due to its in-curved handle. Or that its diametrical opposite, number 5. Is the best thanks to its filleted handle making it easier to hold in the case of the food scooped by it not being very hard.

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[–] stinerman@midwest.social 3 points 1 week ago
  1. Long tines and a big "handle".
[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago
[–] DesolateMood@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

2 is such an obvious answer

[–] Spider89@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago
[–] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 3 points 1 week ago

2 for salads, 4 or 5 for everything else

[–] Peck@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[–] 4grams@awful.systems 3 points 1 week ago

There isn’t a best, maybe a less bad but even then it’s an impossible choice. ✋wins here.

[–] truite@jlai.lu 3 points 1 week ago

How can people chose without weighing them?

[–] wezzzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago

3 speaks to me I like 😋😋

[–] PurpleGameBoy@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago
[–] argarath@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Handle of number 1, prongs of number 2.

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

You come here asking neurodivergents a question and you only give five options?

All of these options are terrible. You should feel ashamed, OP.

[–] Whimsical418@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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