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I'm so sure that this will happen...

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[–] kwedd 1 points 2 days ago

It could happen, provided the cars are remotely piloted by a bunch of Indians.

[–] tanpopopper@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Soon the only ones buying Teslas will be factory workers that are forced to in order to keep their jobs. The basically live on the factory floor, so it's a pretty easy promise to fulfill.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Sure Elon. Here, have another hit of ketamine.

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 5 points 3 days ago

Elon Musk: Your new Tesla will get into a serious accident and be totaled before it even gets to your house 'this year' (and you're still liable for it)

[–] MyOpinion@lemm.ee 4 points 3 days ago

Ha ha ha sure Elon.

[–] sunzu2@thebrainbin.org 5 points 3 days ago

People still listening to the grifter and his endless promises?

[–] xxd@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 days ago

Everyone: Hey, I've seen this claim before! Elmo: What do you mean you've seen it? It's brand new!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 2 days ago

It better fuckin' not if it knows what's good for it.

[–] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Jokes on him I’m never getting one

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 4 points 3 days ago

Elump will accomplish this not by improving technology or software, but by outlawing any safety regulations that prove inconvenient.

[–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

“It’s dirty. Why did you deliver it dirty?”

To your house, through the wall, and into the living room?

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 3 points 3 days ago

Announced since 2014

[–] blinfabian 1 points 2 days ago

of course they will, all their dealerships are burnt down

[–] Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org 2 points 3 days ago

What excuse can he use later?

I mean, when it turns out that it's not happening this year, and not even next year.

Any bets?

My guess: He won't be with Tesla anymore then, so all these broken promises become somebody else's problem.

[–] j0ester@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I told them I didn’t want the car delivered to my house. If they did, I would auto accept it. Even if there’s issues on it. Accept it from their dealership.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago

He means that's how long it'll hold together

[–] garretble@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago
[–] Hegar@fedia.io 2 points 3 days ago

I feel that spreading lies, even to make fun of them, is ultimately counter-productive. I know others disagree though.

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