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Dad, what happened to the dinosaurs? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by Balthazar@lemmy.world to c/explainlikeimcalvin@lemm.ee
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asked Calvin.

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[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They lacked character.

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

"Surviving the Chicxulub impact builds character"

[–] Balthazar@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I have no doubt this is exactly what Calvin's Dad would say!

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[–] Nollij@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

They're still around. They just like to keep a low profile. Ever seen someone in a trench coat, or wearing a mask so you couldn't see their face? It was probably a secret dinosaur.

[–] pipes@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

They were asking too many questions

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago

They evolved rocket boosters amd left the planet

[–] Oyu_Fka@lemm.ee -1 points 1 week ago

Well, it all went wrong when the orange faced trumposaurus rex, along with a pack of red capped magasaurs took charge of the total dinosaur population 🤔.