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Die Gruppe für alle die SUVs und Pickups hassen!

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"This is why we don't need #US #cars in #Europe"

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[–] Localhorst86@feddit.org 61 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My first thought was
"Who gets out of this car and thinks 'yeah, that'll be fine'?"
But then I realized this is a person that saw this monstrosity of a "car" and thought to themselves
"Yeah, this is fine, I want that."

[–] excral@feddit.org 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They probably think the parking spot is too small, so it's the city's fault.

[–] lostbit 2 points 1 week ago

i hate that this is so accurate

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 54 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Get the tow truck. Fine that fucker..

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 18 points 1 week ago

That's what happened here.

[–] jenesaisquoi@feddit.org 41 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Was für ein kolossales Arschloch

[–] hitwright@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

I love how this trancends language barriers

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ich vermute der Wagen wird von einem recht klein geratenen Bodybuilder gefahren. Ist ein bisschen wie bei einer Essstörung, nur dass sie sich und ihre Autos immer zu "schmal" finden und nicht zu dick. Körper und Auto sind zu klein für das Ego.

[–] the_wiz@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

Merkwürdigeweise werden solche Amikarren hier in meiner hinterwäldlerischen Region hauptsächlich von irgendwelchen kleinen IT Krautern gefahren... warum auch immer.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Hoffentlich haben sie dem Arschloch einen fetten Strafzettel reingedrückt.

[–] lowleekun@ani.social 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

*Hoffentlich ist ihm jemand kräftig reingefahren mit minimal eigenem Schaden

[–] Schorsch@feddit.org 7 points 1 week ago

Hoffentlich war es die Straßenbahn, mit ordentlich Wucht.

[–] Cobrachicken@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Das ist warum ich einen LKW mit Schneepflug haben will.

[–] excral@feddit.org 7 points 1 week ago

Höchst wahrscheinlich wird der abgeschleppt, da die Tram da nicht mehr vorbei kommt. Ich hoffe der bekommt für das Blockieren der Tram noch eine saftige Strafe aufgebrummt, über das reine Falsch-Parken und die Abschleppgebühren hinaus.

[–] pulsey@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

das bringt leider nicht viel, wenn die Strafe nicht am Einkommen & Vermögen berechnet wird

[–] superkret@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Das sollte man wie eine illegale Müll-Entsorgung im öffentlichen Raum behandeln:
Den Truck fachgerecht entsorgen und dem Halter die Rechnung dafür schicken.

[–] Blum0108@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Und sein Führerschein weggenommen.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Und die Arschlochkarre in den Schredder geschmissen.

[–] Wahots@pawb.social 15 points 1 week ago

What an asshole. Hopefully the city towed it to the scrapyard.

[–] MemmingenFan923@feddit.org 12 points 1 week ago

Finde das Auto vom Main-Character.

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 12 points 1 week ago

Dodge ramm ihn von der Straße?

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Had no idea how truly huge some of these pickups are now days until I started loading them at Lowe's. Plenty of reasons to need a powerful truck in America, particularly for contractors and the like, but fuck me.

My 2004 F150 is tiny compared to these monsters and I can do whatever. Hell, I towed a 20" boat with my Eclipse convertible, I think a normal pickup can tow about whatever. My next vehicle will almost surely be a small pickup.

[–] excral@feddit.org 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Plenty of reasons to need a powerful truck in America, particularly for contractors and the like, but fuck me.

Nah, even for contracters there are far more practical options like the Ford Transit and Mercedes Sprinter style vehicles. The current Ford F-150, Dodge RAM, Cybertruck and so on are just impractical and a safety hazard to everyone else. You literally can't see children in the driveway ahead of you. And most people who drive them aren't even contractors.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Not familiar with the other two, but throwing the Cybertruck in there seems disingenuous. I wouldn't rate it as a working truck, under any definition. One of these things is not like the other...

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

20' a 20" boat would be hilarious to tow but not particularly impressive.

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

And there are SO MANY of them. I swear it’s like every other car on the road here in Colorado. You work in an office, Larry, you don’t need that stupid thing.

They all drive like psychos too.

[–] TanteRegenbogen@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Here in Europe, only craftsmen and gardeners maybe need a pickup, but otherwise it is highly impractical here.

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

The big problem is that some people egos don't fit into a normal sized car.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'd love you to see what I load and compare to European trucks! The guys in lumber load some scary shit on "regular" trucks. The other night I was helping and the truck owner and my boss were like, "Yeah. Let's just stop and you can come back."

Guessing in Europe monster loads get moved by even bigger trucks, purpose built?

[–] the_wiz@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago

When spending time with my relatives in Vietnam told me one thing, then it is this: You don't need a truck to haul impressive amounts of stuff, you don't even need a station wagon... hell, you don't even need a CAR! A 125 ccm Honda moped with an determined rider can transport amzing loads of stuff.

[–] TanteRegenbogen@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

Yes, purpose built. There aren't many uses for pickup trucks here when you can just get a normal 7.5 tonne truck. For an F350, you need a truck license in Europe anyways since it exceeds 3.5 tonnes. (yes curb weight is slightly below, but you exceed it as soon as you have more than just the driver.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive, smells like a steak and seats thirty-five...

[–] HexagonSun@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

…Twelve yards long, two lanes wide, sixty five tons of American pride…

[–] Ifrothgolf@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

An impressive respectful fine of up to €1K is highly appreciated in these disrespectful situations with total disregard for the public transportation.