Omfg I have a friend who claims he just loves eating raw onions and I know why now π€―π
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And perhaps that explains why a colleague of mine is eating onions.
but, raw onion is just fucking good. why would you need to troll somebody into eating it?
Are you eating onion like a fuckin apple? Btw the skin has the most testo boost
Oh yeah and if you rub it in the arm pits you get to make both your skin and the onion testo boost stronger
I legit used to work with a lady who would do that. Her dad trolled her with an onion he told her was a weird apple as a kid. She loved it and just kept eating them. She was an interesting individual. In the best way.
Btw the skin has the most testo boost
This is misinformation.
Everyone knows that you get the biggest boost to testosterone by leaving the onions until they start to degrade; yes, this is the point when the chemicals that make you cry are strongest, but if you can hold back the tears then you get +50 testosterone.
This is disinformation. Everyone knows that you get the highest boost +100 of testosterone if you insert the raw onions in your ass daily. It's equivalent to squatting 300 lbs.
I heard there was a study that said you have to rub hot chilli's on the outside of the skin first to make it convert the T into something the body can uptake.
The chilis go in your eyes, dumbass.
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I like raw onion but it doesn't like me :(
Same, but I power through anyways
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Good thing I have curtains, and a dog
Except, A lot of people eat raw onions. On salads and sandwiches. Sometime I caramelize some onions and put them on a sandwich along with raw onions. I guess they cancel out when I do that ;)
Don't forget about pico de gallo. Raw onion, tomato, jalapeΓ±o, cilantro, lime juice, and salt. And that's just one of many Mexican foods that use raw onion.
Pickled red onions are one of my top sandwich toppings. Easy to make and so goddam good.
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Jokes on you, I'm Hungarian, I eat raw onions!
There good on burgers and hotdogs
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Back in my day you wore them on your belt.
At least they are just making them eat onions, it's not like it's going to make them sick or anything.
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