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[–] Branquinho@lemmy.eco.br 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] oddspinnaker@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago

“This is my daughter Flu”

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[–] boses@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's a couple of characters from Elden Ring and also the current First Lady, right?

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[–] Gronk@aussie.zone 21 points 1 week ago
[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Labia sounds like a nice name. Though more for a country than a person.

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[–] caboose2006@lemm.ee 18 points 1 week ago

Omelette is a good name for a cat

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Chasity is an existing creepy one.

Prudence
Goodfaith
Temperance
Obedience
Sexwon't

[–] reev@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I have met multiple people called Prudence

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[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

ITT people just listing good pet names lol

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

A lot of pets are going to be named after STDs in that case.

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[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago
[–] waterproof@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago
[–] spongeborgcubepants@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago
[–] CrustyCrinkles@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Violence, especially if said in a french accent. Also, Malaria and Ebola for twins.

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[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 week ago

Filet Mignon

[–] spacemanspiffy@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Honestly, Seven isn't a bad sounding name.

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[–] mrslt@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago
[–] nsrxn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] iii@mander.xyz 13 points 1 week ago

Sarcophagus

[–] leaky_shower_thought 13 points 1 week ago (4 children)

hmmm

  • syphillis
  • rita lynn
  • morticia
  • arson
  • jenni-saidh
  • adolf
  • brock turner (obligatory)
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[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 13 points 1 week ago
[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

diarrhea

….. cha cha cha

[–] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 week ago
[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

In a similar vein, Macadamia. So many good nickname opportunities.

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[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Gonorrhea 🥰

[–] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago
[–] GiantChickDicks@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)
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[–] ddplf@szmer.info 11 points 1 week ago

Odette is a good alternative for the name Omelette

[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lmao, the comments are like a Key & Peele skit.

My answer: Asbestos

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[–] medusa@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

True story. Went to middle school with a girl who had an American mother and a Vietnamese father. His English was passable, but he was far from fluent. He wanted to give his daughter a pretty English word that he liked the sound of: Diarrhea.

Their last name was Ng. Her name would have literally been "Diarrhea-Ing"

Fortunately, her mother put a stop to that and "Stephanie" was forever thankful.

[–] Cruxifux 9 points 1 week ago
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