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[–] idefix@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hexadecimal, not hexidecimal

[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Project manager's response:

[–] badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago
[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

One of my favorite bits teaching Hex Ed was writing it on the board and saying it out loud:

0 - Zero
1 - One
2 - Two
3 - Three
4 - Four
5 - Five
6 - Six
7 - Seven
8 - Eight
9 - Nine
A - Ten
B - Eleven
C - Twelve
D - Thirteen
E - Fourteen
F - Fifteen

It is so hard writing the letter and saying the number.

[–] DonutsRMeh@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

A - Aen
B - Bleven
C - Cwelve
D - Dhirteen
E - Eourteen
F - This one is good

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I felt that way about binary.

[–] TimeSquirrel@kbin.melroy.org 10 points 1 month ago

C and assembly programmers: first time?

[–] Nedlymandico@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago
[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

bring back calling sysadmins "webmasters" sounds way more mystical and ethereal

[–] TheFogan@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I used to love the old riddle

if only you and dead people could read hex, how many people can read hex?

I married the first person that answered it correctly... well married in an MMORPG.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] TheFogan@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

correct. deae is also acceptable of an answer.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

I will never get over C's string references being in fucking octal.

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago