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[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 2 points 28 minutes ago

I feel like I'm one of the few people who really doesn't like potatoes. I mean I'll eat them, but if an alternative side dish is available, I'll usually go with that instead. (Loaded baked potatoes are good, though.)

[–] lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world 1 points 50 minutes ago

!potatoism@lemmy.world

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 hour ago

Is this a challenge? Because I'll cook you potatoes for a whole month and you will eat it and enjoy it.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 18 hours ago

I love potatoes. In almost any form.

[–] smol_beans@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

I do this every day 😅

[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Boil em, mash em, put em in a stew...

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 23 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (2 children)
[–] Monzcarro@feddit.uk 2 points 34 minutes ago (1 children)

Are cheese curds easy to make? I would really like to make pouting but I won't be able to get the curds round here. Or is there a good substitute that's easier to acquire?

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 minutes ago

When you can't find curds ... we just use regular mozzarella ... you can fix it by playing the Canadian national anthem while you eat

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago

Mmm poutine, I can't not get some when going through Canada LMAO

[–] lath@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Don't. You'll die.. of happiness.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 7 points 22 hours ago (7 children)

Anyone have some favorite potato recipes to share?

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 1 points 25 minutes ago

For a better baked potato, cover the skin in butter, olive oil, rosemary, and a dash of salt or MSG. Wrap in foil then bake.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Grab some small potatoes and throw them into something you can put in the oven. After washing the tubers, salt them heavily. No. Even more. No. More than that. Yes. That's it. Perfection.

Set the oven between 150 and 180 degrees Celsius and roast the potatoes. You want to see the skin starting to parch, loosening from the flesh, and slightly browning. The potatoes are boilling in their own juices, so they are going to end fluffy. Twenty to thirty minutes in the oven should suffice.

While the potatoes are in the oven, go get a small pot, three cloves of garlic and, if you can manage, a twig of rosemary. Smash the garlic, unpeeled, put a generous amount of olive oil in the pot and fry the cloves, until golden, along with the rosemary. Remove the solids with a spoon after fried. You now have aromatized olive oil.

Take the spuds from the oven, brush the excess salt off, set them on a board and give them a light tap. You should hear a pop as the skin breaks. Go ahead. Let out that pent up aggression. Done? Good.

Put the potatoes on your plate, drizzle with the olive oil, sprinkle some black pepper and, if you have it, a touch of nutmeg. Fresh; the powdered one is almost flavourless and is more expensive. Buy a whole nut.

Congratulations.

You just made batatas a murro (punched potatoes). Enjoy with some bread and, of you are a drinker, a glass of red wine. Peasants food is the best food.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

Step 1 stab with fork step two use potato button in microwave. Step 3 cut in half and put literally anything on it it doesn’t matter what it’ll be yummy.

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 7 points 22 hours ago

Preheat oven to 450. Wash two or three potatoes. Cut potatoes length wise, not too thick, not too thin. Tossed potatoes into mixing bowl with a dash of olive oil and seasoned with salt and pepper to your liking. Place on baking sheet and cook an oven 20 to 25 minutes or until crispy Brown. In a medium size bowl mix equal parts, ketchup, mayonnaise, and a few shakes of Tabasco sauce. Remove fries from oven place on a plate and sprinkle a bit of shredded cheese of your liking serve and enjoy.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 18 hours ago

This is the substance of my recipe note as it appears on disk:

prep:

fork ventilation
oil
spices

425 degrees
63 minutes

So, use a fork to stab air vents in russet potatoes. Slather them in cooking oil / vegetable oil. Add spices like ground black pepper, season salt, whatever suits you. Wrap them in foil. Bake on a pan (the oil may leak into the bottom of your stove otherwise). The rest, I'm sure you can figure out.

Cut them lengthwise and dump in butter and sour cream. Delicious.

There's no pot of gold at the end of the potato rainbow. I've been down that road.

[–] gex@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago
[–] arrow74@lemm.ee 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Keep the po and the ta

Just toes for me thanks

Found Quentin Tarantino's Lemmy account.

[–] libra00@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

Oh you mean 'Tuesday'?