That's not RFK Jr. talking. He died long ago. His body is being controlled by the worms.
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This was the worms' plan all along: finally revenge on the chickens.
I guess that would succeed in killing off a bunch of the elderly and infirmed, which be a huge savings to Medicare and social Security, so it's a win-win right?
/S if it wasn't implied already
That is exactly how the Nazis in charge are thinking about this. They assume they'll make it through because they're constitutionally superior, while the weak die and are no longer a burden on the Übermenschen.
So “do nothing” is his answer to bird flu and measles?
Everyone who survives will be immune.
That's the whole logic. It was awful enough with Covid's 1% mortality. Measles only kills about 0.1%. Bird flu kills 90-100% of infected birds and 50% of infected humans. And there's plenty of lasting/permanent deficits short of literal death. They're psychopaths.
Oh cool, so this world ensure it spreads to humans. Would could go wrong?
Global Pandemic 2: Bird Flu Boogaloo
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That was the whole play with COVID. Not much changes in 5 years it seems.
Yeah, of we could just stop importing food from the USA, that would be greaaaaat
Anyone have the quotes handy on how they want to destroy the country and rebuild as feudal kingdoms?
Genius.
That’s just about got the whole zeitgeist sewn up.
'Murica, I swear you guys really need a slapping.
Please invade us. We need help
Well, there it is. Life will... find a way.