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[–] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 16 points 55 minutes ago

Even a gamer knows that ssdd heat up but never to that level, lol.

What kind of cheap temu ssd does he have in his laptop?

[–] eryndalor@lemm.ee 40 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

60k of rows is nothing. Fuck, where do you find these “geniuses”?

[–] houseofleft@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 hour ago

Tbf we don't know how many columns there are /s

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 79 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

Unless I'm misreading it which is possible it's awfully late, he said he processed 60,000 rows didn't find what he was looking for but his hard drive overheated on the full pass.

Discs don't overheat because there was load. Even if he f***** up and didn't index the data correctly (I assume it's a relational database since he's talking about rows) The disc isn't just going to overheat because the job is big. It's going to be lack of air flow or lack of heatsink.

I guarantee you he was running on an external NVMe, and one of those little shitty-ass Chinese enclosures. Or maybe one of those self immolating SanDisk enclosures. Hell, maybe he's on a desktop and he slept a raw NVMe on his motherboard without a heatsink

There are times when you want a brilliant college student on your team, But you need seasoned professionals to help them through the things they've never seen before and never done before.

[–] mckean@programming.dev 7 points 2 hours ago

music theaters also have rows, and they run on sql so logic checks out.

[–] exu@feditown.com 56 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

Can't be a relational database, Musk said the government doesn't use SQL.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 hour ago

Lol he also said cybertrucks don't suck ;)

[–] Lemmist@lemm.ee 2 points 2 hours ago

grep would eat 60k lines without a problem too.

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 16 points 5 hours ago

He said many things.

[–] Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 4 hours ago

Somehow I feel over clicking without understanding of the consequences sounds like something a techbro would do

[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 50 points 9 hours ago

You're not supposed to place your laptop directly in the lap of your fur suit. Always leave an air gap for ventilation, smh.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 67 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

This cannot be real, wtf. This is cartoon levels of ineptitude.

Or sabotage by someone heading out? Please let this be resistance sabotage they haven’t noticed yet.

[–] turnip@lemm.ee 33 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (2 children)

You guys arent running your software off raspberry pi's with sdcards from the gas station?

My allowance is 5$ a month!

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 4 points 39 minutes ago

I think my Pi could process 60k rows without overheating. And the poor thing is dangling behind my bookshelf from its power cord with a fine layer of dust coating every inch of it.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 15 points 9 hours ago

Look, all I’m saying is give Pis a chance.

[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 38 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Either she knows something novel, where processing data using voice coils is somehow beneficial, or is someone who calls their computer a ‘hard drive’, which summarily negates any legitimacy of technical competence.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 14 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Or wrote the code using AI without checking what it exactly does.

[–] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 hours ago

The AI probably used bogosort or something equivalent

[–] DarkSpectrum@lemmy.world 43 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I will now attempt a full comment ... brace your hard drives

[–] Tungsten5@lemm.ee 1 points 34 minutes ago

Bro seriosuly fuck off my phone is overheating now. Thanks

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 55 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I smell something, but it's not overheating electronics.

I've processed over 5 million records on a laptop that's almost 10 years old. it took two days to get my results.

there's no way 60,000 records overheated ANYTHING.

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 19 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Doesn't actually say that 60k overheated his drive. He says that he ran a run on 60k, and that he couldn't do the whole database due to overheating. Two unrelated statements except that 60k is the lower bound for what he could process.

Doesn't mean he knows what he's doing though, as pretty huge datasets are processable on quite modest hardware if you do it right.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago

that's somehow worse.

a "data analyst" couldn't cut up the work into a parallel processes and run them synchronously? what the actual fuck?

"sorry, I can only do 60k at a time."

just fucking split them up into 6 parallel batch processes running 10k at a time. it's fucking math, not rocket science. I'm not even an analyst and I could fucking do that much.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 13 points 9 hours ago

“I store my records on vinyl. You’ve probably never heard of them.”

[–] jkercher@programming.dev 32 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

60k rows of anything will be pulled into the file cache and do very little work on the drive. Possibly none after the first read.

You can put 60k rows in Excel 95.

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