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muskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rows (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[–] exu@feditown.com 78 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Can't be a relational database, Musk said the government doesn't use SQL.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 day ago

Lol he also said cybertrucks don't suck ;)

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He said many things.

[–] el_bhm@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

Please remember that he is a genius. Only geniuses say a lot of things.

I rest my case.

[–] Lemmist@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

grep would eat 60k lines without a problem too.