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[–] zippythezigzag@lemm.ee 74 points 2 days ago (2 children)

My wife said "you could put 2 in one hole if you weren't a coward".

[–] JayleneSlide@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough."

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago
  • Abraham Lincoln
[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago

Sounds to me like she was trying to tell you something.

[–] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Everyone gets horny enough to fill the hole in their stomachs eventually

[–] lemmefixdat4u@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago (3 children)

You've got more than three. There's the A-hole, P-hole, V-hole, M-hole, two N-holes, and two E-holes. Then there are the manufactured holes: two H-holes when you make a fist, a TT-hole if you squeeze them together, a BB-hole if you're on the heavy side, and two T-holes for those with foot fetishes. There are up to 3 bonus holes if you have one or more of the various medical stoma, and two extra bonus holes if you're blind and have prosthetic eyes.

But you can get by with only one if you tie those sausages together end-to-end.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago

so many holes and you forgot the most important one.

1000001260

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 2 days ago

and two T-holes for those with foot fetishes.

This hole. It's... made for me.

[–] TediousTasks@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] deadkennedy@lemm.ee 10 points 2 days ago

NOW YOU’RE A MAN! A MAN MAN MAN!

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Great, now they need another sausage.

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

This is the way

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago
[–] imvii@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 days ago

She pushed the sausage in her vagina and then another in her anus.

The sausage in her anus said "Holy shit! It's tight in here."

The one in her vagina looked surprised and said "Holy shit! A talking sausage!"

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago

Skill issue.

[–] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There was a man named Quagmire that is said to have discovered a Fourth Hole.

[–] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

Right there at the knee

But you have to believe it’s there

[–] tatann@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago
[–] eqslcv@lemm.ee 9 points 2 days ago

Damn girl, eat one at least idk

[–] al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Two girls can easily share and be air tight?

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 2 days ago

Two girls can easily share and be air tight?

[–] RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

maybe the holes we have are just the friends we made along the way

[–] moody@lemmings.world 2 points 2 days ago

Maybe the sausages are the friends we made along the way

[–] Cruxifux 4 points 2 days ago

Have you never heard of double anal?

[–] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago
[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

An extra in case you accidentally bite the first one.

[–] MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago
[–] Creosm@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

A spare for if you're feeling confident today

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

The only limiting factor is imagination and pain tolerance

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

3 holes and 2 hands. If anything, you're a weiner short...

[–] bigboismith@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago
[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 days ago

It's just like a "baker's dozen."

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)

One of the uses of 'bound feet' was as an orafice.

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Otorhinolaryngologist rule

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Clearly someone hasn't heard about TAP.