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What's the best one-liner joke you've heard recently? (discuss.tchncs.de)
submitted 1 day ago by Blaze@discuss.tchncs.de to c/ask@lemm.ee
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[–] ExtremeDullard@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 day ago

Canada and Mexico border on stupidity.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sherlock Holmes loves mexican restaurants because they always give him good quesadillas

[–] Blaze@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 day ago

Alright, had to look this one up, good one

spoilergood case ideas.

[–] PaulBunyan@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

Hear about the guy with five dicks?

Tap for spoilerPants fit like a glove.

[–] ExtremeDullard@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 day ago

Hitler isn't credited enough for having killed Hitler.

[–] remon@ani.social 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

People that are afraid of paedophiles need to grow up.

[–] Marighost@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

(in referring to our jobs) "What we do here is like putting lipstick on a pig, so you'd better just pick the best shade."

[–] Blaze@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 day ago

Consulting?