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Mind control cereal

[–] BJ_and_the_bear@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

Well, I'd guess I'd go out the way I'd always knew I would; mauled while getting blown by a bear 🀀

[–] Squeezer@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

In a squeezer

[–] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago
[–] HappyTimeHarry@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I cant die because some asshole cup threw me off a cliff and turned me into a Hylander.

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Some kind of ancient forest spirit emerges from the woods, consumes my soul and leaves my body in a coma before fading back into the trees without a trace.

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[–] hactar42@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Pulverized and set adrift as an interstellar cloud

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[–] SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

No doubt, it would be an epic tale.

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Too much taco bell

Flayed alive, I guess. Could be worse.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I get ackshually'd to death in the comments. πŸ’€

[–] Heathcliff@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago
[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago
[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Oh, no, Timmy fell down the well again!

[–] tonntaalainn@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

A 60ft wave off Mullaghmore, Ireland

[–] Kaput@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Just broke.

[–] abominable_panda@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Mauled, eaten or crushed to death

... or cuteness overload

[–] YoloBurrito@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

In a blaze of TexMex

In the middle of the night with nary a sound to be heard.

ah hell, I’m getting shot by a drunk hillbilly aren’t I?

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago
[–] SpaceRanger13@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

A daring suicide rescue mission where I manually hold the button on some space nuke to save the day.

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

Impressively.

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

At least I'll get to meet Bigfoot before he kills me.

[–] cattywampas@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago

Some catty wampas, likely.

I'll live for eternity I guess. Really don't want that tbh

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Depending on what your lemmy app/UI displays, executed either by Paul or Stilgar. One would be brought back though.

[–] Grabthar@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Can't say that I know, but I shall be avenged.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Having the time of my life

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

Some of you may die, but that's a price I'm willing to pay.

[–] DrunkRobotMan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I'll live to see the cyberpunk era, but will not be happy about it...

[–] Korrok@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago

Eaten by a living supercomputer that thirsts for dimensional conquest

In the dark.

Death by human error... sounds about right.

[–] ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I'm not sure of the details but hazmat will be involved and it'll probably make the news.

Someone finally writes my name in that death note.

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