Mind control cereal
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Well, I'd guess I'd go out the way I'd always knew I would; mauled while getting blown by a bear π€€
Dunno
In a squeezer
I cant die because some asshole cup threw me off a cliff and turned me into a Hylander.
Some kind of ancient forest spirit emerges from the woods, consumes my soul and leaves my body in a coma before fading back into the trees without a trace.
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Pulverized and set adrift as an interstellar cloud
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No doubt, it would be an epic tale.
Too much taco bell
Flayed alive, I guess. Could be worse.
I get ackshually'd to death in the comments. π
Cat.
Yokai
Oh, no, Timmy fell down the well again!
A 60ft wave off Mullaghmore, Ireland
Just broke.
Mauled, eaten or crushed to death
... or cuteness overload
In a blaze of TexMex
In the middle of the night with nary a sound to be heard.
ah hell, Iβm getting shot by a drunk hillbilly arenβt I?
quickly
A daring suicide rescue mission where I manually hold the button on some space nuke to save the day.
Impressively.
At least I'll get to meet Bigfoot before he kills me.
No idea
Some catty wampas, likely.
I'll live for eternity I guess. Really don't want that tbh
Depending on what your lemmy app/UI displays, executed either by Paul or Stilgar. One would be brought back though.
Can't say that I know, but I shall be avenged.
Having the time of my life
Some of you may die, but that's a price I'm willing to pay.
I'll live to see the cyberpunk era, but will not be happy about it...
Eaten by a living supercomputer that thirsts for dimensional conquest
In the dark.
Death by human error... sounds about right.
I'm not sure of the details but hazmat will be involved and it'll probably make the news.
Someone finally writes my name in that death note.