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My flame will be extinguished.

Demise details unclear, but I'm excited to find out! May require a safe word lol

Details of demise unclear but I'm excited to find out, may need a safe word lol

Bludgeoned to death with a keyboard?

Mine is pretty obvious.

I've seen Monty Python before.

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas...

I have an anarchist child and they kill me in a rebellion.

I'd be so proud.

I don't think its widely used anymore

oh noo im gonna die because i use arch

Well...

Something Volcano related, possibly involving a ring and a couple of short men. One of whom is a goddamn hero.

Snakebite

Having a heart attack at an AC/DC concert.

I probably sleep with king Midas or meet Apollo and he grants me the same wish

High speed dirt man, high speed dirt.

Locked in a dumpster in Mexico, I guess

🤨

Happily.

It finally caught up to me

Dangling a jeep over a cliff while escaping a Mormon bishop.

Gluttony

Lots of beans

An undercover Corgi mission.

I am just going outside and may be some time...

Something not safe for work, and probably not safe at all.

mildly, nothing extreme

Someone will give me really deadly advice over a radio and I will just be like "ok, that sounds legit".

I get bit by a werewolf and sentenced for execution due to being a danger to society. For some reason they choose death by drowning and it turns out I cannot drown because I am a vampire. I then actually do not die because I am an undead.

lol idk

Sailing. I guess an accident

"D'un coup d'épée,
Frappé par un héros, tomber la pointe au coeur !"...
-- Oui, je disais cela !... Le destin est railleur !...
Et voilà que je suis tué dans une embûche,
Par-derrière, par un laquais, d'un coup de bûche !
C'est très bien. J'aurai tout manqué, même ma mort.

Sounds unpleasant.

I will be deleted and no evidence that I ever existed will be found.

After the last and final of many disappearances, rumours grow of a man named Anonymous. No one met him in person, but everyone knew who he was. Over time the stories are embellished and exaggerated, eventually becoming a shorthand for the very concept of anonymity

Tree

Very quickly but likely quite painful

I'm not sure I want to know...

Err.. I don't even know how to understand that. Eaten by kraken?

It wouldn't.

I guess I'm not growing old

I would not be the only one

Morti means "of death" in Latin. I guess I'm going to die of death...

Very painfully