Having a heart attack at an AC/DC concert.
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Locked in a dumpster in Mexico, I guess
Dangling a jeep over a cliff while escaping a Mormon bishop.
🤨
Something not safe for work, and probably not safe at all.
I get bit by a werewolf and sentenced for execution due to being a danger to society. For some reason they choose death by drowning and it turns out I cannot drown because I am a vampire. I then actually do not die because I am an undead.
mildly, nothing extreme
Happily.
It finally caught up to me
I am just going outside and may be some time...
Gluttony
Same
Someone will give me really deadly advice over a radio and I will just be like "ok, that sounds legit".
An undercover Corgi mission.
Lots of beans
Sailing. I guess an accident
"D'un coup d'épée,
Frappé par un héros, tomber la pointe au coeur !"...
-- Oui, je disais cela !... Le destin est railleur !...
Et voilà que je suis tué dans une embûche,
Par-derrière, par un laquais, d'un coup de bûche !
C'est très bien. J'aurai tout manqué, même ma mort.
I will be deleted and no evidence that I ever existed will be found.
After the last and final of many disappearances, rumours grow of a man named Anonymous. No one met him in person, but everyone knew who he was. Over time the stories are embellished and exaggerated, eventually becoming a shorthand for the very concept of anonymity
lol idk
Err.. I don't even know how to understand that. Eaten by kraken?
Very quickly but likely quite painful
I would not be the only one
Sounds unpleasant.
Tree
It wouldn't.
I'm not sure I want to know...
I guess I'm not growing old
Very painfully
Frozen to death at a mountain resort after being haunted by ghosts who wanted me to murder my family. (The Shining)
Mashing Keys
No one can tell... (Well maybe)... But I should have seen it coming.
Morti means "of death" in Latin. I guess I'm going to die of death...
The deadliest kind of death
Decomposing at old age in some field snd then a tree grows out of me
I think I get run over by self driving Tesla.
I think I'm probably going to die in a gutter somewhere
Whelp...
Guess I'm a very tasty bug.
I'm going to go down with my ship, bellowing orders to my crew until the last.
Yeah, likely commands such as, but not limited to: "I told you to take the last boat out of here!" Or "I won't need the log book where I am going so you better take it to draw inside while you wait for rescue you idiot!"
I SAID RAM THE FUCKER. I DON'T CARE IF THE ENGINES ARE GONE, GET OUT AND PUSH IF YOU HAVE TO.
I just hope I'm on the receiving end.
First I am. And then...
I'm not.
High stakes dance off. I never stood a chance against the wiley crustacean
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