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[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You know how sometimes you can smell an ass from all the way across the room but sometimes it doesn't smell unless you do a really up-close sniff? You take the square root of the volume times pi r squared and divide that by cum and thats the ass to smell ratio.

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 5 days ago

Thank you father for i have sinned

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

you're fucking up two corrolations.

Ass is relative to depression which is relative to self care which is relative to smell.

... although the ratio is positive , bigger ass does go with more smell

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 6 days ago

That's what i thought but wasn't sure. I'll never doubt myself again! Thank you officer!