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Or maybe I haven't just seen this image yet? I've only gotten images where she seems to be wearing a grey jacket.

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[–] fadingembers@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Worried how unusable this place will be if real spammers find their way here

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 2 points 13 minutes ago

I expect the software to improve. The "fediverse chick" spam is the perfect opportunity to test countermeasures.

[–] secret300@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Damn I didn't get one with the new outfit yet :(

I really hope Nicole just becomes a huge fediverse meme

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 8 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

She's already a meme. Maybe in 20 years when the fediverse is popular, this will be a thing only us "old timers" know.

I sound like a grandpa now...

[–] Agosagror@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 13 minutes ago (1 children)

You sound like a wannabe grandpa "When are my grandkids coming dear, I want to see them before I pass"

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 1 points 10 minutes ago

Yeah, where are they?

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 hours ago

I am not missing out for once, glad to see nicole in chat room hell

I was hit too just now.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 3 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

I got 4 nicole messages, beat that

My guy, I've got like 9...

[–] jdeath@lemm.ee 2 points 1 hour ago

i only got like 3

[–] anon@reddthat.com 20 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Nicole seems to be experimenting.

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

Stay in school Nicole!(George Brown College specifically)

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Wait…you mean we aren’t soulmates? 😭

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 7 points 4 hours ago

You may still be soulmates, but you're certainly not the one dating her.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Sorry, who is she? I keep seeing her face in memes.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 17 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

Sorry bro, I think she's cheating on you.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 13 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Or some random image used by a spammer... Who can tell?

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 1 points 55 minutes ago

pedantic"Nicole" is (likely) a fabricated character. The character is (likely) different from the image, although the image is commonly associated with the character in our minds. The image is an unaware person smoking weed. However, the character itself can said to be a spammer.

Thus, Nicole is indeed a spammer. However, the person in the image is not a spammer. The image and the character are seperate, even though one is a symbol for the other.

[–] Penta@lemmy.world 15 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

I still have not received a single nicole dm :(

[–] mostlikelyaperson@lemmy.world 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I got my first one an hour ago, truly an honor.

[–] DesolateMood@lemm.ee 3 points 1 hour ago

Same. I vaguely remember a post from a few days ago mentioning a fediverse chick and now I finally know what it was talking about

[–] neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 hours ago

I can forward you mine if you want

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[–] khannie@lemmy.world 15 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Got my one today. Finally part of the gang.

Has anyone actually bothered engaging?

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Getting engaged after just one message seems a bit desperate.

[–] khannie@lemmy.world 1 points 47 minutes ago

I dunno. Apparently she's the daughter of a wealthy man who just needs my help to get his fortune out of Poland.

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 11 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I tried, but failed as the server didn't seem to exist.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Many of our hard-working instance admins are on top of blocking her whenever she pops up again.

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 14 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

How dare they ban my girlfriend 🤬🤬🤬

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

How dare you say that my soulmate is "your girlfriend".

because we're dating. You may be soulmates, but I'm still the one with the girl. Weep.

[–] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 15 points 5 hours ago (4 children)

I only got 1 massage from her 5months ago, now she ghosted me :(

[–] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago

She gives out massages? Damn, I'm missing out.

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[–] perfectly_boiled_pizza@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Off topic but what's the name of the app you are using for Lemmy?

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I'm using Thunder. I switched to it from Voyager. I'd say Voyager is stable, but boring. Thunder, on the other hand, has more bugs, but is also more customizable and ultimately looks better.

[–] RidgeDweller@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

I'm pretty sure that's Thunder. I haven't tried it myself though.

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