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The genie said, 'I will grant you three wishes.' The man's first wish was to get out of the pit. POOF

He was instantly transported out. He then wished for all the gold in the world. POOF The genie gave him all the gold nuggets in the world, all the gold bars, all the gold pebbles, etc.

The man could not think of anything for his third wish, so he went out for a ride in his Ferrari.

He turned on the radio, and after a few minutes, his favorite song came on. He decided to sing along: 'Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner...'

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