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this post was submitted on 04 Mar 2025
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Police can't hurt the public if nothing works. Oracle will lock it behind 4 different paywalls, and the Nazismobile won't start afterwards anyway.
Mmw elon just wants to feel like he is living in Blade Runner, sci fi dystopia and all..
As an aside, do you americans literally put ads on your cop cars usually because that would never fly anywhere else
This isn’t a police car.
It says oracle public safety, it’s either an ad or a private security vehicle.
Probably an ad because there are laws restricting light colors so people can’t impersonate police.
Traditionally, no, but we're in the Bad Times as corporation and state continues to merge
I’ve never seen a cop car with anything other than some variant of “police”, the name of the jurisdiction, and very occasionally, a slogan like “protect and serve” or whatever.
Repression supported by ... Oracle 😉
Oracle logo is so fitting- in this picture you see a big, heavy, clumsy, expensive piece of shit, also a cybertruck!
It’s also got Chinese tires on it rather than the Goodyear or Pirellis that were designed for the truck.
I saw what happened to the heavy vehicles with Chinese tires that the Russians were using in their stupid invasion.
I've worked at the Oracle expo in Vegas. Jesus, i hate those fucking people...
The irony of a police cyber truck with Oracle branding on it. It's like let's take the failure of the EV world and the failures of the IT world and the failures of the public sector and combine them into one!
Transporting suspects in this counts as cruel and unusual punishment. What if somebody sees them?!
extended acab
Goddamn that was good.
ATAB
All teslas are bastards
This Cybertruck defacing is getting out of hand.
The pedestrian dangerous design must of been a selling point for them.
It's hard to sue when you've been sliced in two!
Since I'm firmly in the ACAB camp, this might be a positive.
well now they can run over citizens and blame autodrive
Perfect for roasting ham on the side of the road
It's only used for summer parades since all active duty and weather events will stop the cyber truck.
Doesn't the sun melts the plating?
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