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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Related trivia: Modern relatives of Benjamin Franklin include Kristin Wiig, Bill Macy and Amy Poehler.

[–] shadowDingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The only paper I want to see this man's face on is toilet paper.

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[–] BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 months ago

Good thing they already put the "TP" logo on there so I won't forget to wipe my ass with it.

[–] Kcap@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

I can already hear one of those terrible Trump rappers like Forgiato Blow making a maga themed "it's all about the Donalds baby" parody song. And it would probably gets millions of streams too. Ugh.

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