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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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[–] andrewth09@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Of all things, an AI generated photo of a golden statue was a bridge too far for this person. That was where they drew the line in the sand.

[–] imvii@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

It's not even the first Golden Calf of Trump either. There was a real one at CPAC a few years ago.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/2021/03/05/real-message-behind-that-golden-trump-statue/

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Reading this nonsense is the ramblings of a crazy person, it's all so goddamn stupid.

And how Trump has EVER given you the impression that he is a "godly man" is just baffling

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

You get the distinct feeling that they don’t actually know how to read (and comprehend). Everything the know came from a preacher and religious TV. So fucked.

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well....he slept with a porn star the one time. And probably a fair few prostitutes, so that's kinda like the Jesus and Mary thing right? #readthebibleonceanddontrememberfuckall #notagreatangryatheist

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago

He was in a Playboy softcore video, handing the bunnies champagne before they got into a limo.

Exactly as Jesus would have done.

[–] Pilferjinx@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

There's video of him saying he's not a Christian in the same speech he claims there's going to be no more elections.

[–] heavydust@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It’s improbable but these people are capable of actually thinking at least once in their lives. That’s a miracle!

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 2 days ago

Perhaps twice if they happen to function like a broken clock!

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

Christians following devout mammonites while thinking them Christians certainly is a thing

Religious people being deranged lunatics, color me surprised :o

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

He doesn't care for your teachings. He only cares for himself.

[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Mammon in Spanish sounds like "sucker".

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

Bullshit. Nothing he does now is new or uncharacteristic of everything else he does. You had all the signs in the world and ignored all of them till now.

The page is just one "Trump" occurrence short of being digestible text for him.