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Enough Musk Spam

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submitted 3 months ago by Punchshark@lemmy.ca to c/enoughmuskspam@lemmy.world
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[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 76 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Built like a ziplock full of milk

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

Holy shit that’s hilarious.

[–] YungOnions@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

OK, this made me genuinely laugh out loud, well done

[–] MooDib@lemmy.world 61 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Baron Harkonnen vibes.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 months ago

The Baron at least had some style

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 38 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Is this picture photoshopped, or does he actually have this much of a belly?

[–] Zikeji@programming.dev 58 points 3 months ago (5 children)
[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Bro built like a deep breath.

[–] AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 months ago

Now this is a rare insult

[–] ClanOfTheOcho@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

And now I see why he chickened out of the fight with Zuckerberg. Zuck vs. the X Fail Whale. Would have been epic.

Don't get me wrong, I don't like Zuck, and would have been cheering for him to clumsily trip as he was led from the ring, but I do have my preferred order of courses in my billionaire buffet, and the Elon course comes first.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Forget about Vantablack. Elonwhite is the new color de jour. It’s so fucking white that no light is absorbed at all.

[–] FunkFakin420@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That is not a normal human shape...

[–] imvii@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Instead of losing weight he's been sucking his gut in or wearing a girdle. Joe Rogan has the same torso.

[–] ActuallyGoingCrazy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

From what I've heard (code for too lazy to google rn) it was because he had liposuction, but kept up his shitty diet so the fat piled on weird.

[–] imvii@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

That's entirely possible as well. If you remove fat cells from one area, the others will pick up the slack.

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Wow, he's camouflaged for the boat

[–] Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 3 months ago

Yeah, I'd also linke to know the source.

[–] Punchshark@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I have no clue and I dont care. I will share this and many more forever! Fucking garbage bag of oatmeal!

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 14 points 3 months ago

Spreading AI slop helps no one.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 34 points 3 months ago

Splash water on it and push it back in, poor thing.

Oh, wait.

Yeah, splash water on it and push it in.

[–] FellowHuman@lemmy.world 34 points 3 months ago (3 children)

We should not shame him for his body.

...

We should shame him for what a terrible piece of garbage human being he is.

[–] raid_dad@lemm.ee 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What if we did both?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 20 points 3 months ago

A literal bathtub full of literal feces would actually be more attractive.

[–] thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Why share a fake AI image to roast someone? There are plenty of real photos to laugh at

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 months ago

He's looking for a milk bath to snort his worm poop in.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zGAfEpXQrw

[–] ExhaleSmile@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Excellent reference!!

[–] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Quick! Someone toss it back in! It’s suffocating breathing our air!

[–] boaratio@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What did he scrape his tum tum on?

[–] imvii@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago

He's on his period.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 4 points 3 months ago

Sentient mayonnaise

[–] peregrin5@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

I'd say a skinny Jabba.

[–] uebquauntbez@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Into the gulf of me, X & co please !1!!