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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 hour ago

So, UK teens are mostly vampires? I thought Twilight ended a long time ago. UK teens are retro.

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 3 points 1 hour ago

Blood is pumping!

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 13 points 3 hours ago

Raise his taxes, he'll leave

[–] RQG@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

Idk. Buffy?

[–] Marduk73@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 hours ago

Duh just make knife free zones. Put up signs. "No blades, no bows. Leave your weapons here."

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 hours ago

I mean they were using Zombie knives, so I think he was just doing his job, keeping the streets clean of the undead

[–] wallybeavis@lemmings.world 4 points 4 hours ago

...should we...should we, give him an award for stopping familars before they can do their masters' bidding? I mean, that's really how the vampires maintain control over Hollywood and the banking system