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[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 53 points 2 months ago

Canonical taking notes

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Now do it by displaying the video directly in the terminal (using colored blocks and the line delete feature like progress bars do) before it's executed.

Edit: Apparently, mpv can already be used for that, maybe you can use it as dependency :P

[–] far_university190@feddit.org 6 points 2 months ago

mpv written in c. C transpile to js using emscripten.

Can 100% use transpile mpv as dependency.

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 months ago
[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Is it a rick roll? I hope it is a rick roll.

[–] PandaDEV@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Read the username backwards :)

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

VEDadnap? I don't get it.

Yes I'm being intentionally obtuse

[–] Ludrol@szmer.info 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The user in the screenshot not the OP

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Note the second sentence where I thought I made it clear I was joking.

[–] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I had to google "obtuse"

You're an angle over 90°

Me too.

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago

Actually it in this instance it mea..... Ahhhhhhh hahahaha! You got me good!

[–] runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 months ago

...XcQ, I have to assume it is.

[–] crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Please take a screenshot next time

[–] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 months ago

That's what really sells it. How low effort are we going to go?

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

"For Windows only"

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Man, now I want to see a "cursed terminals" thing take off like the "cursed UI" stuff did.

[–] ReversalHatchery@beehaw.org 8 points 2 months ago

on windows all terminals are cursed

[–] stefenauris@pawb.social 6 points 2 months ago