Assifier was right there.
this post was submitted on 20 Feb 2025
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It's a stinky binky
"that's a big-ass binky..." whutt
big-ass binky or big ass-binky?
Which one do you think 😏
First first the one then t'other
It was a trick question, and you got it right!
What kind of Nazi sympathist uses Twitter in 2024?
Buttholes can suck?
Yes! Yes, they can.
Have you experienced this yourself?
No, but it's a big topic in medicine. And by that I mean the patients don't stop landing in the ER because they didn't use a flared base.
Yes 😎
Exactly what the other reply said. Yes, the ass can suck. It's one of the reasons anal sex is so great for tops, it's like fucking while getting a blowjob. But more importantly, it will suck stuff in if you're not careful. I nearly had to go to the ER at 14 years old because I was experimenting. Thank God I didn't have to explain all that to my family.
Excuse me, but isn't ass bikini part of a bikini? I mean they do have part for ass, no?
Binkies, not bikinis. Also called a pacifier.
Man, I really need to get some sleep 🫠