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[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 63 points 1 week ago (4 children)

That's really good creative writing and really bad LinkedIn posting.

[–] JackRiddle@sh.itjust.works 48 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It would be good creative writing if you couldn't feel the vast corporate void behind these words

[–] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

No no no, that’s what gives flavor to the text!

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 14 points 1 week ago

Eh... if this were written in high school it'd be promising. In college, not a bad first draft. In grad school, if this is the result of several revisions then you're definitely not top of the class.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I would consider it excellent linkedin posting!

[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s not even good creative writing either, it’s just nice sounding words devoid of actual meaningful substance.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Well, there’s meaning, but it’s the idiotic “you should hustle e.g. it’s not your employers job to teach you but rather you should spend time outside of work leveling up tech skills to stay competitive.”

Where’s the

“He had been doing bootcamps every day now, 4 hours a night after his 8 hour day, and had no mental energy to spend on his wife, so she left him in that situation too, because the idea that you should devote your entire life to generating value for a corporation is bonkers.”

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 58 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Fictional characters unable to sustain marriage for three months."

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Because they didn't work hard while working!

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 38 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Is this fucktard trying to imply it's the dude's fault for not having a job after 3 months? I don't have ajob after 20 months not because I don't have skills to do the job. I cannot express myself as easily. Still I am taking the L. I don't have any choice. Our society isn't exactly built on understanding.

[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

@fckreddit@lemmy.ml’s wife didn’t look back as she left him sitting alone in their - his - bedroom. If only he had used Indeed to match employers with quality candidates.

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lol. I am glad to not have a wife or gf. It would be hell on everyone involved. Having borderline personality disorder sucks that bad.

[–] albert180@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

There are some hospitals who offer Dialectical behavioural therapy and specialize in Borderline.

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I have been undergoing DBT for a while now. I am doing fairly well. But, it is not easy in this economic climate, especially when I am completely dependent on my parents. It feels shameful.

[–] albert180@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Dealing with mental health issues is almost never easy, and I can't imagine how much harder it is if you have to think about the financial side.

Thumbs pressed for you :)

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 days ago

I am lucky enough to live in a country where therapy isn't too costly. In fact, my therapist rarely charges me because the hospital is charity run. I am really grateful for that, tbh.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 week ago

That guy's name? Tom Bombadil. He was left behind when hobbits revolutionised frolicking and not giving a shit about anything.