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[–] deranger@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Stop hitting snooze and just change your alarm to later. Own that shit. If you’re going to be lazy then go all the way lazy.

I don’t understand how lying there in a semi conscious state, dreading the start of your daily existence, is better than sleeping for that same amount of time.

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's simple, really. There's something about falling back asleep in the morning that feels so incredibly amazing. I swear it's like some sort of drug or intoxicant. But simply waking up later without snoozing doesn't give me a pleasurable feeling.

[–] deranger@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

I don’t disagree, but I’m not going to do the fall back asleep thing in 9 minute intervals. I’ll just set a second alarm for 15-60 minutes later, or just forgo the second alarm entirely and pass in and out of consciousness for however long I want. I hate the sound of alarms, so hearing that every 9 minutes isn’t going to improve anything.

I never hear anyone talking about how much they enjoy spamming snooze, only complaints. At least for me, quitting snooze buttons fairly early on seems to be a wise decision.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It takes time to process the dread of facing another day.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

And there is never enough time.

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Cuz even if I'm semi-conscious, I'm still in my warm cocoon of heavy blankets where there are no problems and no people to bother me. There are some mornings I would give up nearly anything for just 5 more minutes.

[–] aiden@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago

I hate my morning past sleep self.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Is that Gemma Collins?

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Now I have 3 minutes to leave the house to be only 6 hours late.