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[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 88 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

Actual Reality as a Deaf Person:

Recieves Voice message

Dude I’m deaf Remember

Other Person: Nah forget it no way I’m typing all that down

Me: :(

[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 53 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Me, not a deaf person

Receives voixmce message

never bothers playing it

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

People in Brazil love leaving WhatsApp voice mail... I've literally never listened to one. Please just text me por favor.

[–] franklin@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

my carrier provides me a service where it puts my voicemails in text form and I could never go back

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Have you considered that this person is just an asshole. I don't even know anyone who uses voice messages, maybe some that use the speech to text feature to send a message. But voice messages aren't a real way to communicate IMO. If they want to talk to me they're gonna have to call me, so I can casually ignore it since I hate answering the phone.

[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In my region / generation they are really common. I’d say 1/10 messages in a group chat would be a voice message.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Yes, assholes are common in lots of places.

[–] ngn@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

if you are deaf then how did u read the messages

[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

Voice message transcription could probably be a pretty good accessibility-feature for chat apps, I think.

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

If you befriend gen z and autists. You wont have this problem with them.

[–] Sailing7@lemmy.ml -4 points 1 week ago

I know its a absolute wonky workaround but you could use a second phone and enable google speech input -- or an FOSS alternative: FUTO Voice Input (Local LLM Model that works pretty great. Better than google imo. Is better finding the correct words and also putting logical punctiation. -- as in when should a comma or dot appear.)

Now you enable speech input on one phone and playback the voice message of the dude on the other end. Now you got all the text.

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 65 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Holy fucking shit. I almost was fucking exposed to a fucking swear word on the fucking Internet by some asshole cunt. That motherfucking bitch didn't know it's fucking illegal to fucking swear on the fucking Internet. Thank fucking god someone erased most of two letters making it impossible to read the word "shit". I was about to shit a fucking brick.

SHIT

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Why the fuck are people censoring simple words like that

[–] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 week ago
[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Weak ass cowards trying to go along to get along that have no inkling of resistance. They're going to censor themselves into goose stepping.

[–] Jericho_Kane@lemmy.org 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There are americans on the internet. What if they see a bad word or 3/4 of a boob?

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Wait, there are boobs on the Internet?

[–] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is getting so tired. Take it up with Facebook.

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Take it up with the little bitches trying to optimize SEO.

[–] Thorry84 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

The only thing I can see in these posts is the cowardice of those who originally posted them on a platform where you seriously can't say fucking "shit"