Would make it very easy to spot him from a distance
Just aim for the red hat
this post was submitted on 28 Jan 2025
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A fascist trying to abduct immigrants while wearing a red hat?
Do you know how little that narrows it down?
Better bring some high-capacity mags then!
Ash Ketchup
You'd probably smell him before you see him
Literally cannot make up an eviler guy in my head.
Turns out in order to make the worst guy ever you just need a Gamer 
I give the right five years until they start working on trying to get their own trademark evil laugh.
Oh wait, they already have it: top kek. The world is literally a saturday morning cartoon except the villains always win without a scratch on them.
Someone should shoot this man in the face.
somebody should break Luigi out of prison and make a clone army of Luigis
Can he get doxxed already
This is the guy who says he's tired of politics
Or that leftists create the far right by being too woke
We need to make streamers illegal
The existence and relative wealth and prominence of streamers really is a massive indictment of our rotten culture.
We should beat people like this to death with a tire iron.
Dude probably smells like his soul.
Border Czar
Why do USA keep naming their government positions "czar"? Are they ASKING for the same treatment as the actual tsar? 
They (and this streamer) certainly would deserve it 
Already said as much.
My guess is they’re doing the whole “_____ czar” bit to keep from actually appointing people to positions. Remember by 2020 all the major positions were “acting head of _____”.
Y’know, skirting oversight and culpability.
Unlikely, that would require him to leave his house
he's gonna get social anxiety from being around all those illegal immigrants
One of several people that just deserve punching in the face as soon as you see them if they dare walking the streets normally. 
punching in the face
Way too generous
As if you'd ever run into Asmongold outside
Behold the master race.
What a vile piece of shit. Would love to shove that loser in a locker and push it down a flight of stairs
down a flight of stairs
Weird way to spell "into an active volcano"
I'm really getting to the end of the tether when it comes to seeing white evil on the daily.
Reminder this is a man who used a dead rat as an alarm clock and not as some edgy bit. If untermenschen was a real thing he'd be it
It really sounded like something out of a Russian novel about a depressive wretch.
"As the first light hit my window-sill, crepuscular and sluggish rays with the faintest memory of heat, the half-decayed corpse of a rat began to smell so horrid that I awoke with a start.
As always, the stench signaled the time to head to the sardine canning factory, where my nose would have a brief respite." - Asmon Zloto, 1865
Having a job at a canning factory would mean he leaves his house far more often than Asmongold does.
“You leftists support falsely accusing men of SA! Also, who gets to decide who is and isn’t a nazi?”
- People who think every brown person is here illegally and also they get to decide who is and isn’t deserving to even be alive
Ugh so tired of seeing this loser in my feeds. Time to meet my filter list Assmangold